Orientation - adults only, please!

[Brian Ellis]

Well I did put in another option but I guess Sasq saw fit to eliminate it: I forgot about bestiality, though.

It can work both ways though; my late brother's Clumber Spaniel had a fixation on my leg which he tried to hump from the moment I entered the house to the moment I left.

[Brian Ellis]

Did you know that virgin wool can come only from ewes that can run faster than the shepherd?

[The PIT]

Originally posted by Brian Ellis
Did you know that virgin wool can come only from ewes that can run faster than the shepherd?

I trust you verfied the statement. Baaa Baaa BAAAAA

[Sasq]

Yes i am guilty as charged, i dropped it for potential lexical confusion.

I did try to drop you a msg, but your email is in my address book at home, and I was at work at the time.

Dan

[bERNIE]

Looks like (so far) I'm the only one who's voted as being gay...

I'm totally out to everyone I know but not once, EVER, has anyone ever figured I was gay before I told them. I always get told things like they'd never have guessed, they still can't see it etc. There's nothing to see, I am exactly the same as you and everyone else except my preference for a partner is a male and not a female. I have never been attracted to females, right from my earliest memories it's always been males.

I told (jokingly) recently one of the first friends who I came out to that I was just joking around and was in fact straight, he called me all the names under the sun and asked how the hell I could have kept the joke going for the past 10 years... lol.

Stereotypes are IMHO a bad thing, I break most of the gay ones...
I am not camp, I do not wear body hugging clothes, I do not like dance music / clubbing, I do not sleep around, oh - and I have my nidan (second level black belt) in Aikido. However I guess we do wear skirts in Aikido, lol!

Regards,

John.

[Umfriend]

Doh! Your nick was a straight give-away to me!

[bERNIE]

lol, yeah but I'm only called bernie by my friends as my surname happens to be Burn... not because I cross dress, lol! Um, well apart from at Aikido as previously mentioned

John.

[Sasq]

But dammit, skirts are more comfortable

[Umfriend]

Really? try a riding a bike with a skirt or dress.....

See you've been toying with the relative-to-zokes-count again....

BTT: I'm straight (I said so already, but just to get it BTT)

[Sasq]

Depends on the situation Umf,

I've had to wear skirts many times on stage. I wasn't riding a bike at the time, but their are times that they make sense.

[Umfriend]

Guess so. Wouldn't mind wearing one, especially if it suits the circumstance. What were you doing on stage? Musician?

[Sasq]

Various musicals - not that i can sing.

[Brian Ellis]

Originally posted by Umfriend
Really? try a riding a bike with a skirt or dress.....

Being Scottish, although I've never worn a kilt myself, many people I've known in the past have done. Even one of my Uni profs always wore one: in all the years of college, I never saw him in trousers. However, I had a friend at school who was wearing a kilt with the traditional garb underneath. He was cycling along when a wasp entered where it shouldn't. He was in agony for three or four days. I still shudder when I think of it, especially as the irritation had a similar effect to Viagra, the result of which increased the irritation even more. His sporran preceded him!

[TransformX]

Why do the scottish wear a kilt ? Because sheep can hear a zipper opening from a mile away

bERNIE, the reason most people 'recognise' gay people is because many gays act a bit queer.
One of my best friends is gay, not very queer but people sometimese sense something odd about him (most won't guess he's gay). Anyway, he can 'smell' other gay people (men) from miles away.

[GNEP]

Originally posted by TransformX
One of my best friends is gay, not very queer but people sometimese sense something odd about him (most won't guess he's gay). Anyway, he can 'smell' other gay people (men) from miles away.

pffft... gaydar is a myth. I've been out plenty of times with my gay friends when they have claimed to have accurate gaydar senses... actually all they do is point to any and every attractive man and stage-whisper to their friends "He's gay. I can tell." Without ever checking. Until we are in a gay bar of course, and then when they get chatted up by someone they've pointed to previously, and then smugly claim "See, my gaydar DOES work"...

"Well no shit buddy, we're in a friggn' GAY BAR - I could equally be said to have pretty damn accurate gaydar in here!"