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  • #16
    I can move my nuts up a few centimeters from their original place, without problems.
    Only:
    1) I don't like it, I find it disturbing
    2) I have to do it using my hands, so if someone kicks me in my nuts I must be REEEEEEAAALLYYY fast to move them away
    Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.

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    • #17
      Uh, supposedly you can - with training, withdraw the testes further into your body from the scrotum. So if attacked there, you feel a LOT less of the pain. Include the other training and I can see how those monks get hit and not feel much. In short, you don't use your hands to help them up first.

      Haven't thought about learning this technique till now, apparently it also slows the "age" factor involved with the areas performance...

      J1NG
      Last edited by J1NG; 25 March 2004, 13:20.

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      • #18
        Was checking Snopes (I had heard the "painless kick in the balls" technique thing was a urban legend) and found this article. AIEEEE^Infinity!!!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Jon P. Inghram
          Was checking Snopes (I had heard the "painless kick in the balls" technique thing was a urban legend) and found this article. AIEEEE^Infinity!!!
          More like AIEEEE^Inifinity x 2!

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          • #20
            I third that infinity!
            Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Liquid Snake
              More like AIEEEE^Inifinity x 2!
              Which is exactly equal.
              Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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              • #22
                That one still doesn't bother me nearly as much as the ACE Hardware commercial where the guy has his hand down in the garbage disposer reaching for that screw that went down the drain when the wife walks in about to flip on the switch to the ceiling fan he'd just repaired.

                Would you trust ACE Hardware giving you advice on howto do the job right? Can't wait to hear a lawsuit come out of that one (and then wonder if it'll be on RealTV?
                "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Wombat
                  Which is exactly equal.
                  I know, but I couldn't come up with a more extreme way of expressing "AIEEEE!".

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                  • #24
                    Ew.. that's a half-Darwin award right there. Ugh.

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                    • #25
                      NooOo u dingdongs!! HAhhahah rearranging furniture is a small part of Feng Shui.
                      The best way to achieve this kind of pain-control is to do tai chi i suppose. the right breathing technique and so on..

                      Actually I will ask my sifu how to get iron-balls.

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