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    A close "friend" of mine (she is a girl) might come visit me tomorrow with some of her friends (they are girls too, 3 girls!). How do I get all of them to sleep with me, preferably at the same time?
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  • #2
    alcohol. Lots of wine

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    • #3
      Sleeping pills?
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Umfriend
        Sleeping pills?
        Isn't that rape? Or at least sexual abuse or something? I'd like not to break the law.

        I'd like to convince them with my charm. hehe
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        • #5
          Using sleeping pills is rape. At least in the US, and I'm sure Sweden too. You could always just ... ask them ...
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          • #6
            Dang man, you wanted them to sleep! Now everybody here thinks I'm some sort of creep.
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            • #7
              Isn't that rape? Or at least sexual abuse or something? I'd like not to break the law.

              I'd like to convince them with my charm. hehe
              Then be charming...

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              • #8
                All of them, at the same time??? Good luck!

                All jokes aside, I'd say alcohol is your friend for this one. But... if you have a big dick, then showing them might get you a step forward, or a step back, it all depends on them. Or, like Jam mentioned, you can always ask.

                Just be sure they have lesbian tendencies or this all might blow up in your face and they might all end up leaving you high and dry.

                Again, good luck dude.

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                • #9
                  Ah you make it sound so easy.

                  Oh sorry... I thought you americans always said sleep when you actually mean something else.

                  Since my charm does seem to be broke I guess I have to deal with it the usual way and just imagine how it would be like. hmm... Or I can come up with an elaborate scheme. Like: "I got a new bed it's really soft, wanna try? " mohahahaha!

                  Perhaps I'm just really really childish...
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                  • #10
                    THE best way is to just be yourself, be honest and go with the flow, and alcohol, lots and lots of tasty wussy drinks that only girls drink, like Smirnoff Ice.

                    In case your ugly:



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                    • #11
                      whatever happens.. don't forget to document the whole thing here..
                      We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by tjalfe
                        whatever happens.. don't forget to document the whole thing here..
                        With video footage !
                        Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                        • #13
                          I'll have my webcam standing by
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                          • #14
                            Aren't there some games that might help to get them in the mood? How good are you at poker?

                            Charm seems to be you best (?) solution...

                            'I forgot to mention, my spare bedroom is being painted, and my couch is broken, but I still have some room in my own b.. '

                            Ooh, this situation reminds me of the Leisure Suit Larry games. (btw, he usually failed at his attempts, but don't let that scare you off )


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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Umfriend
                              Dang man, you wanted them to sleep! Now everybody here thinks I'm some sort of creep.
                              Yep
                              P.S. You've been Spanked!

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