Girls

[ZokesPro]

I knew this one girl that liked porn, and watching porn made her horny and practically got me sex right away, so you might want to stock up on some good porn too!

And alcohol, can't emphazise that enough.

Make sure you showered shit and shaved. You want to look your best, don't want to stink up the washroom and a prickly face isn't very appealing. Have your placed cleaned up also, and hide anything incriminating. Also check your medicine cabinet and hide anything that could possibly turn off girls, like testicle fungus cream and ass wart removal ointment and such items. Seriously pay attention to details, cause you know that girls WILL notice them. Clean the damn toilet bowl too, shows that you like to stay clean and healthy. Check your breath too, girls like foreplay before any serious action. What else?

Sounds like a lot of work but hewll, it's worth it!

P.S: And alcohol, can't emphazise that enough, ooh ooh! Offer them tequila shooters, or just shooters, girls like shooters, I think.

[Ribbit]

Originally posted by VJ
Aren't there some games that might help to get them in the mood? How good are you at poker?

Poker?!?! Pshaw! Try Twister. Naked if you can

But whatever you do or don't do, FOR GOD'S SAKE don't let them read this thread...

[VJ]

Originally posted by Ribbit
Poker?!?! Pshaw! Try Twister. Naked if you can

Oh, twister, good idea !

But whatever you do or don't do, FOR GOD'S SAKE don't let them read this thread...

Who knows, they might take it as a compliment...
(btw, if they ever need a place to sleep (?) in Belgium... )



Jörg

[KvHagedorn]

I think Zokes got it in his last post. Drinks all around right away, then a hot movie (better pick the right one for the girls though.. could be anything from Titanic to hardcore bondage that gets em hot.. good luck )

Another alternative.. get a few drinks down them, then play strip Monopoly on the floor, sitting on lots of pillows. When everyone is mostly nude, if more impetus is needed, start a pillowfight.

[TnT]

You guys are jumping the gun. Yes on the alcohol, but first you gotta cook a sexy dinner or got to a nice restaurant.

[ZokesPro]

He's getting so much advice he won't know what to do anymore.

[Brian R.]

Don't forget some really smooth music.

[Fat Tone]

Cash.

[Helevitia]

How old are you and these girls? That makes a difference on what you need to do.

[SpiralDragon]

and if you do get them all to bed, dont forget condoms..... you cant mary all three now can you

[LvR]

poker?

Eh............ shouldn't that be poke her?

[Liquid Snake]

I must say, this has been one of the most hilarious threads here in a while

[agallag]

BOOBIES!!!

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

[Greebe]

Charge admission

[Greebe]

Get'm drunk and in your best Elvis impersonation say

Hey baby, lets see some of that Vulva