ï‚§ Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.
ï‚§ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
ï‚§ A closed mouth gathers no feet.
ï‚§ There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.
ï‚§ Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
ï‚§ Never miss a good chance to shut up.
ï‚§ Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
ï‚§ When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse
ï‚§ The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.
ï‚§ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
ï‚§ A closed mouth gathers no feet.
ï‚§ There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.
ï‚§ Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
ï‚§ Never miss a good chance to shut up.
ï‚§ Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
ï‚§ When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse
ï‚§ The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.


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