 Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.
 The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
 A closed mouth gathers no feet.
 There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.
 Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
 Never miss a good chance to shut up.
 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse
 The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.
 The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
 A closed mouth gathers no feet.
 There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman. Neither one works.
 Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.
 Never miss a good chance to shut up.
 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
 When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse
 The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.
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