How will you die?

[Jammrock]

You will die from a cardiovascular failure because you hate eating diet food and are too lazy to get off your fat lazy arse to get enough excersize.

[omegaRED]

Just my first name:

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

Actually, in this country and knowing the people i work with or could work with, i think this is possible...

My full name:

While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

Again, not so improbable...

Creepy