Man's 3 stages of marriage

[Fat Tone]

Got in to a bit of a sticky situation recently for some unwise #1... let's just say that particular bunny-boiler won't get me anywhere near #2...

So it has some merit then!

BTW, Tuesday was the 14th anniversary of my transistion from #1 to #2. (With good behaviour I could have been out 4 years ago )

Thinking about it, I shall be pouring the floor of my new conservatory in the next couple of weeks...Wifey has been on about taking an extended vacation...