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  • cbman
    Super MURCer
    • Mar 2001
    • 1136

    #151
    Let us start anew
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    • SCompRacer
      Super MURCer
      • Jan 2000
      • 1023

      #152
      Her eyes focus on one of the kidnappers. He looks familiar....no, can it be? In her mind, his facial scars start to disappear, and the hard, grim look on his face is replaced with a kind, warm smile she once knew. Fond memories and warm feelings flow over her like a wave on the beach. Unable to contain herself, she cries out "Dirk! Is that you?"
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      • Jorden
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 2000
        • 5255

        #153
        "No", says Albert Giordino, "Dirk told me to come get you, as he had something else to do. He'll be along later. In the mean time we'd better..."
        Jordâ„¢

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        • rubank
          MURCer
          • Aug 1999
          • 690

          #154
          ..clean this place up. If BOB finds us here with all this nV shit we´ll be...

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          • DuRaNgO
            Super MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 1684

            #155
            ...on my hands and knees after a hard night out on the drink, when suddenly, up the the sky above me, was a...
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            • DentyCracker
              Super MURCer
              • Jan 2000
              • 2023

              #156
              ...large bottle that smashes me in the head rendering me unconscious until its liquid contents make their way past my open lips, hmm this tastes like...

              [This message has been edited by DentyCracker (edited 08 June 2001).]
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              • cbman
                Super MURCer
                • Mar 2001
                • 1136

                #157
                ... Five Alive... You all of a sudden stand up and feel more "Alive" Than you have in years... so you start strutting like one of those Disco Kings... Suddenly with a Splat it....
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                • Strahd
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jun 2000
                  • 960

                  #158
                  turns you into Britney Spears. With a beautifully sculpted chest that men would drool over for years. As you continued to strut, shaking that newly found caboose, you find a penny on the floor. As you bend to pick it up, your plaid school girl skirt rides suggestively high above your rump and distinctly shows the contour of...

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                  "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                  people do all day!"

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                  • SteveC
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 3540

                    #159
                    ...Russia. Some bloke behind you notices this and thinks it'd be a good idea to grab your behind. In a split second you spin round and prepare to...

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                    Cheers,
                    Steve

                    "Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"

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                    • Strahd
                      Super MURCer
                      • Jun 2000
                      • 960

                      #160
                      (Oh Steve, the possibilities of where this could lead..)

                      ...Pop one of your teenage pimples when you see the blushing man who's hand is only inches from your leg. You ask him his name and he says it's...

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                      #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                      "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                      people do all day!"

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                      • cbman
                        Super MURCer
                        • Mar 2001
                        • 1136

                        #161
                        Bob




                        [This message has been edited by cbman (edited 11 June 2001).]
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                        • SteveC
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 3540

                          #162
                          ...from the Bob brigade of russia-contour lovers. Bob then says: "Please let me feel your....." before being rudely interrupted by a low flying...

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                          • DuRaNgO
                            Super MURCer
                            • Sep 1999
                            • 1684

                            #163
                            zipper.
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                            • cbman
                              Super MURCer
                              • Mar 2001
                              • 1136

                              #164
                              He Gasps in Horror as your change to Britany didn't do a damn thing to "Willy"

                              "Um... excuse me" he stammers... as he quickly turns and runs down the street.

                              Zipping up your fly (Which your now sensual Brittany hips had caused to open) You turn around and suddenly hear strains of the start of Tom Jones "Kung Fu Fighting."

                              Turning to look down the alley (Hey where did that come from) three dark shapes drop from the air. The leading Ninja looks at you with moving lips.

                              Not quite comprehending until you realize that his words have been dubbed you get the message.

                              "Nvidia wants you back... you are going to come with us..."

                              With Quick thinking you...
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                              • omegaRED
                                MURCer
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 915

                                #165
                                ... say :

                                - Yeah, sure. Let me just get my ...

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                                Seth, are you ok ?
                                I`m peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.
                                Seth, are you ok? I`m peachy Kate. The world is my oyster. - Seth Gecko

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