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  • DuRaNgO
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 1684

    #181
    inches of swingin' meat 'n a bucket o' balls
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    • Strahd
      Super MURCer
      • Jun 2000
      • 960

      #182
      It wasn't so much the swinging meat. We all know bob likes a little meat at times. But those balls. They were HUGE.

      Well, in a panic there was only one thing to do about those great big balls...

      And that was to kick them.

      And kick them he did...

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      #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

      "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
      people do all day!"

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      • SteveC
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 3540

        #183
        ...but he failed to notice that the balls were actually great big balls of fire! In a panic, our hero...

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        • Strahd
          Super MURCer
          • Jun 2000
          • 960

          #184
          Burst into flames like a cotton swab. Luckily though...

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          #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

          "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
          people do all day!"

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          • SCompRacer
            Super MURCer
            • Jan 2000
            • 1023

            #185
            ...the largeness was due to mumps, but the flames were...
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            • Slurpee
              mini MURCer
              • Jun 2001
              • 14

              #186
              Luckily Godzilla was just around the corner having a leak, the pissy mist quickly doust the flames. This was great but it caused.....

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              Sometimes they die.
              Sometimes they walk away.
              Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.
              Sometimes they die.
              Sometimes they walk away.
              Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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              • Strahd
                Super MURCer
                • Jun 2000
                • 960

                #187
                a slight rash to appear on his leg. So to subdue the itching, he applied...

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                #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                people do all day!"

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                • Slurpee
                  mini MURCer
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 14

                  #188
                  some Vagisil cream although this cream gave him a lovely fresh flower like scent it also...
                  Sometimes they die.
                  Sometimes they walk away.
                  Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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                  • Strahd
                    Super MURCer
                    • Jun 2000
                    • 960

                    #189
                    burned profusely. So much so that he couldn't feel the itching any longer. After sitting for for a beer while his pain eased, he saw Pop N Fresh strolling down the street. He ran to Pop N Fresh and said,
                    "Hey Pop N Fresh..."

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                    #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                    "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                    people do all day!"

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                    • Slurpee
                      mini MURCer
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 14

                      #190
                      Waaaaaaaasssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuppppp? .......
                      Sometimes they die.
                      Sometimes they walk away.
                      Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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                      • Pace
                        Super MURCer
                        • Feb 2000
                        • 3414

                        #191
                        To which the reply came, "Que?"

                        ...
                        Meet Jasmine.
                        flickr.com/photos/pace3000

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                        • SteveC
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 3540

                          #192
                          And they both looked up as the sky turned a funny brown (with pink polka-dots) colour. A high-pitched squeeky voice bellowed out:...

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                          • Strahd
                            Super MURCer
                            • Jun 2000
                            • 960

                            #193
                            I love you...
                            You love me...
                            We're a happy Family...

                            It was Barney, and he wasn't his usual purple self. He has started to rot.

                            Well, our hero and Pop N Fresh could let this evil Barney chant continue so they...

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                            #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                            "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                            people do all day!"

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                            • Slurpee
                              mini MURCer
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 14

                              #194
                              pulled out a professionally sharpened potatoe peeler and.......
                              Sometimes they die.
                              Sometimes they walk away.
                              Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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                              • Pace
                                Super MURCer
                                • Feb 2000
                                • 3414

                                #195
                                ...started chanting 'Que' to the crowds who had gathered. They also began bringing in volunteers, to which they took their potato peelers...
                                Meet Jasmine.
                                flickr.com/photos/pace3000

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