What we need, is an ongoing story...

[Slurpee]

...and sliced every damm bit of rotten skin off of the miserable goofball, leaving only bones. From the bones they made a very large pot of Barney soup, hell there was enough to feed the whole damm crowd. Although they enjoyed the taste a wierd thing happen after they had all gulped down the Barney consumé, they began to violently........

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[SteveC]

...Implode and turn inside out. Now, with their new found body parts, they start pulling off each other's livers and kidneys and what not. Until...

[Strahd]

they realize that Pop N Fresh doesn't have a liver or heart etc. He's made of a marshmellowy matrerial. And actually, whether he's turned inside out or not, he looks the same, except for the blue ribbon around his neck is no longer visable. When Bob(I believe that's what our hero's name was) realizes that his buddy is made of soft, stretchy marshmellow material he decides this would be a perfect opportunity to...

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[Slurpee]

....eat his friend, he had always thought about it, I mean haven't we all, but he couldn't find.......

[SCompRacer]

..anything to drink, cause when you eat those things, you get thirsty. He thought about the green slime, but considering what it had done already, he...

[Jorden]

...opened up the window on the 4th floor and just jumped out. As the police was called in to scrape his body from the pavement...

[Strahd]

But Pop N Fresh had special medievil powers and was able to raise the dead. Bob came back but he was half human, half marshmellow...

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[SteveC]

and proceeded to light up a bonfire to toast his marshmallow parts as they tasted Grrrreat!

However, henry the friendly hippo....

[Strahd]

and Benji the ravenous boa...

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[SCompRacer]

But henry and Benji had no idea what was in store for them.

Earlier, when the police were notified of the body to scrape off the payment, they made a cell call instead to all the kings horses and all the kings men, who had experience in that sort of thing after the Humpty Dumpty incident.

Little did they know there was a solar disturbance, and the call was routed to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse instead.

As he mounted his horse, the leader said the word, "Armegeddon." The others mounted and asked "is this the end?" To which the leader replied, "no, arm-e-geddon tired of how this story is going so we are going to change it."

So the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse rode off and...




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[SteveC]

...fell off their horses when a massive earthquake struck. Not knowing what to do, they ran for cover under the nearest tree, only to glance back to see that their horses were swallowed up by a great big opening in the ground.

One of them started crying, and another shot himself, the other two got on their mobile phones and called he-man. However, he was busy perfecting his sword swallowing techniques, so they resorted to phoning Britney Spears....

[Strahd]

Brittney Spears headed towards the famed Castle Greyskull to see if she could practice a little "SWORD" swallowing with He-man...

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[Jorden]

...who was training in a little cloth covering his genitals only, swinging his swings, swatting his swatch errm swats, benchpressing his....

[Strahd]

...mistress. As Brittney approached she said, "excuse me mr He-man, if that is your real name, want to help me work out my pecks?...

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[Jorden]

...her manager to call off the concert for tonight, as they had trouble enough already.
Mr. Big didn't like what he heard, as about everyone was calling off the BS concerts these days, so he told them to bugger off and ...