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  • RibsteakRon
    MURCer
    • Mar 2002
    • 108

    #31
    Spock sat down for a huge Vulcan Crap. I find it quite Ilogical that Poo Poo can exit from ones arsehole. As Spock finished he looked at the size of his.......
    A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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    • Strahd
      Super MURCer
      • Jun 2000
      • 960

      #32
      erection. The captain replied, Dr...Spock.. Is.. that...a...banana..in...your...pants...or...are... you...just...excited...by...whale...crap...
      #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

      "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
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      • Lucifer
        MURCer
        • Jan 2003
        • 20

        #33
        Just then the whale crap flew out of the whale's arse and hit the big red button that read....
        Lucifer

        "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
        -Oscar Wilde

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        • Strahd
          Super MURCer
          • Jun 2000
          • 960

          #34
          ...whales are not permitted to crap on this button. Feel free to deficate anywhere except on this read button because...
          #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

          "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
          people do all day!"

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          • Lucifer
            MURCer
            • Jan 2003
            • 20

            #35
            Only the captain is allowed to crap on this button, in fact, this is the captain's special arse scratching button. When you press it...
            Lucifer

            "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
            -Oscar Wilde

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            • Strahd
              Super MURCer
              • Jun 2000
              • 960

              #36
              a dildo shaped ramrod appeard from under the desk that is used to...
              #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

              "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
              people do all day!"

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              • RibsteakRon
                MURCer
                • Mar 2002
                • 108

                #37
                Stir the spagetti sauce so get the..............
                A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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                • Lucifer
                  MURCer
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 20

                  #38
                  meat balls Mr Spock and cram them...
                  Lucifer

                  "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
                  -Oscar Wilde

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                  • RibsteakRon
                    MURCer
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 108

                    #39
                    behind those bastardly ears of yours, if Kirk catches us with the......
                    Last edited by RibsteakRon; 11 March 2003, 15:54.
                    A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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                    • Strahd
                      Super MURCer
                      • Jun 2000
                      • 960

                      #40
                      junior mints...with the stirrups in the hen house...
                      #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                      "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                      people do all day!"

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                      • RibsteakRon
                        MURCer
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 108

                        #41
                        then he will want to play that kinky in your ......
                        A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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                        • Fat Tone
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 7579

                          #42
                          Yellow submarine. We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow..." sang the
                          FT.

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                          • Ajax
                            Super MURCer
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 877

                            #43
                            Skipper, knowing that Gilligan was about to do something really stupid...
                            --Insert something here--

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                            • Lucifer
                              MURCer
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 20

                              #44
                              Nice looking casino you built out of the 4 coconuts Gilligan however that tribes man isn't too happy about using his nards for the...
                              Lucifer

                              "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
                              -Oscar Wilde

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                              • Strahd
                                Super MURCer
                                • Jun 2000
                                • 960

                                #45
                                craps table. But he does like when the women blow on them before...
                                #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                                "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                                people do all day!"

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