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  • Byock
    Super MURCer
    • Jul 2000
    • 2328

    #46
    Tossing them onto the table, yelling .....
    "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #47
      yelling: "Come on! Papa needs a new pair of .....
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • Ajax
        Super MURCer
        • Oct 2002
        • 877

        #48
        Depends ultra with overnight leak protection...
        --Insert something here--

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        • Lucifer
          MURCer
          • Jan 2003
          • 20

          #49
          Leaks add a new dimension of flavour to a salad accoring to Julia Child, once she actually...
          Lucifer

          "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
          -Oscar Wilde

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          • Strahd
            Super MURCer
            • Jun 2000
            • 960

            #50
            realized she's a hideous looking monster with gigantic...
            #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

            "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
            people do all day!"

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            • Lucifer
              MURCer
              • Jan 2003
              • 20

              #51
              appetite for destruction, she went on an episode of Junkyard Wars and made a...
              Lucifer

              "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
              -Oscar Wilde

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              • RibsteakRon
                MURCer
                • Mar 2002
                • 108

                #52
                cheese souffle out of a used tire, she then choked the stupid bastard the says "40 minutes left people just 40 minutes left" after that she just wiped her..........
                A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces

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                • Lucifer
                  MURCer
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 20

                  #53
                  beaver's lips, "Bad beaver, stop that or I'll shave you and give you the zuccinni treatment again!". So the beaver...
                  Lucifer

                  "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
                  -Oscar Wilde

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                  • Strahd
                    Super MURCer
                    • Jun 2000
                    • 960

                    #54
                    who just loved zuccinnis, cucumbers, buttermilk squash and the occasionally oversized carrot (he is a vegitarian after all) decided that he would...
                    #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                    "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                    people do all day!"

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                    • Lucifer
                      MURCer
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 20

                      #55
                      make a vegetable soup. "But what shall I use to stir it with" he thought...
                      Lucifer

                      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
                      -Oscar Wilde

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                      • Strahd
                        Super MURCer
                        • Jun 2000
                        • 960

                        #56
                        when the beaver's favorit pet walrus swung through the living room on a vine screaming at the top of his longs.....
                        #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                        "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                        people do all day!"

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                        • Lucifer
                          MURCer
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 20

                          #57
                          my longs are sore from screaming.. and I am so illiterate!! I am so smart, I am so smart, S.M.R.T...
                          Lucifer

                          "Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
                          -Oscar Wilde

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                          • Strahd
                            Super MURCer
                            • Jun 2000
                            • 960

                            #58
                            The Beaver, who was pretty pissed the walrus interupted him decided he would...
                            #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                            "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                            people do all day!"

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                            • Technoid
                              Super MURCer
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 7645

                              #59
                              Blow the world up........
                              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                              • M|x
                                Super MURCer
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 494

                                #60
                                with a big, fat..

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