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  • GNEP
    Super MURCer
    • Feb 2002
    • 5241

    #46
    ...'s child...
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    • McRhea
      MURCer
      • Nov 1999
      • 285

      #47
      So Billy decided to go shopping at Baby Gap to find the perfect outfit.
      McRhea

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      • gt40
        This space for rent
        • Sep 1999
        • 3973

        #48
        And so he went Shopping:
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        Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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        • Byock
          Super MURCer
          • Jul 2000
          • 2328

          #49
          And without good reason, followed a chick who lead him everywhere, but where he wanted to go. In disgust, he opened his napsack and pulled out ....
          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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          • gt40
            This space for rent
            • Sep 1999
            • 3973

            #50
            His GPS receiver, at which point he realized he was actually...
            Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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            • ZokesPro
              Serial Murcerer
              • Sep 2000
              • 8325

              #51
              ...heading in the wrong direction!! "Holy Crap!" he said as....
              Titanium is the new bling!
              (you heard from me first!)

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              • Technoid
                Super MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 7645

                #52
                The Hulk smashed through a wall screaming "HULK SMASH PUNY WALL"...
                If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                • McRhea
                  MURCer
                  • Nov 1999
                  • 285

                  #53
                  We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you this breaking news:

                  The Hulk has reportedly gone on a rampage in a local mall after following his girlfriend around for 3 hours on a routine shopping excursion. Lets go to George Bacon who is on the site.
                  George?
                  McRhea

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                  • Brian Ellis
                    Super MURCer
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 9623

                    #54
                    This is George bringing home the bacon. I can confirm that Hulk has caused some damage and that JC Penny's and Sears have thus amalgamated. However, it seems that Hulk was stalking a schoolboy named Billy and not a girl friend as was reported earlier. The reason for this was...
                    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                    • GNEP
                      Super MURCer
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 5241

                      #55
                      ... the earlier disappearance of a Pink Llama from the news...
                      DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                      • SitFlyer
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 7178

                        #56
                        ... animal research facility. Apparently, Billy took the Pink Llama for...

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                        • ZokesPro
                          Serial Murcerer
                          • Sep 2000
                          • 8325

                          #57
                          *tv* ...and back to you bob!" *turned tv off* "What is going on with the world today? OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! " as he screamed ever so loudly he then dropped to his knees with his hands clutching his hair...
                          Titanium is the new bling!
                          (you heard from me first!)

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                          • SitFlyer
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 7178

                            #58
                            ... that had fallen in big clumps on the ground. Distraught and bewildered...

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                            • GNEP
                              Super MURCer
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 5241

                              #59
                              ..he looked for a wig shop..
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                              • SitFlyer
                                Super MURCer
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 7178

                                #60
                                ...climbing through the rubble left by Hulk he found it, but, ...

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