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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #76
    Sorry, I should have said a Belgian bunny-girl. She's ...
    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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    • Fat Tone
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7579

      #77
      so ugly she costs...
      FT.

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      • Brian Ellis
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 9623

        #78
        ...a bag of chips with mayonnaise and some mussels...
        Brian (the devil incarnate)

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        • Technoid
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 7645

          #79
          Suddenly........
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • Brian Ellis
            Super MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 9623

            #80
            ...she chokes on a mussel, Billy applies Heimlicher and out pops a ...
            Brian (the devil incarnate)

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            • Ajax
              Super MURCer
              • Oct 2002
              • 877

              #81
              pink hairball
              --Insert something here--

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              • Brian Ellis
                Super MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 9623

                #82
                ... of llama wool...
                Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                • Byock
                  Super MURCer
                  • Jul 2000
                  • 2328

                  #83
                  With a note attached that says ....
                  "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                  • Brian Ellis
                    Super MURCer
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 9623

                    #84
                    ... "Carnivorous mussels just love llamas"...
                    Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                    • Ajax
                      Super MURCer
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 877

                      #85
                      Billy, who by now is tired of the stupid llama entering his life, pulls out the 50calibur machinegun he keeps hidden in his pocket, and blows the llama away...
                      --Insert something here--

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                      • Brian Ellis
                        Super MURCer
                        • Sep 1999
                        • 9623

                        #86
                        ... but it wasn't the llama, just the hairball, because the llama was eaten by the mussels...
                        Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                        • Ajax
                          Super MURCer
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 877

                          #87
                          ...But having seen the movie Gremlins 1 too many times, he had to be sure this particular hariball wasn't the spawn of a nasty, hideous creature.
                          --Insert something here--

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                          • Byock
                            Super MURCer
                            • Jul 2000
                            • 2328

                            #88
                            Out of curiosity, Billy throws water on the llama to see if it will reproduce...
                            "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                            • gt40
                              This space for rent
                              • Sep 1999
                              • 3973

                              #89
                              however, he doesn't realize that llama wool shrinks when wet, and
                              Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                              • Brian Ellis
                                Super MURCer
                                • Sep 1999
                                • 9623

                                #90
                                ...it disappears before his very eyes, to...
                                Brian (the devil incarnate)

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