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  • Technoid
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 7645

    #76
    Inside the Stardestroyer a locker in the mens room burst voilently apart When Darth Vader exits from it.
    "Hod Dare that Pink Lhama defy me!"
    He says and quickly exits the tipped space ship and starts to violently slaughter any Zergs stupid enough to get in his way while he is getting closer to deliver the killing blow to the pink llhama....
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • PAugustin
      MURCer
      • Nov 2000
      • 700

      #77
      ... Tha lama started to grow two more heads, thus becoming the first triple-headed Lama. Gosh says Vader, I'll have to...
      System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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      • gt40
        This space for rent
        • Sep 1999
        • 3973

        #78
        talk to Dan Woods about marketing this triple headed Lama!
        just then....
        Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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        • Admiral
          Super MURCer
          • Aug 2000
          • 3125

          #79
          ...find some spice to give to Kerrigan after I shag her, so she can spawn a new breed of preborn worm gods...

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          • GuchiGuh
            Comic Relief
            • Jun 2002
            • 1656

            #80
            .....but unfortunatly my enourmus errect.......

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            • SpiralDragon
              Super MURCer
              • May 2002
              • 3548

              #81
              ... pharelia dungle fell out of place and the screen blinked for a second because a large big pink elephant with an erect....
              "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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              • Ajax
                Super MURCer
                • Oct 2002
                • 877

                #82
                ..."Johnson" cried the president, "Are you watching all of this?"
                --Insert something here--

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                • GuchiGuh
                  Comic Relief
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 1656

                  #83
                  ....."Nein, ich nicht gucken!!" he replied....to which the presidents daughter...

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                  • SpiralDragon
                    Super MURCer
                    • May 2002
                    • 3548

                    #84
                    .... dady you are too old to watching this kind of x-rated stuff....
                    "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                    • Technoid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 7645

                      #85
                      Suddenly Mulder and Scully runs through the room chasing a X-File cabinet , complete with legs and arms and an fugly head.

                      "huh?!?" says the president and makes an perfect imitation of a.....
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                      • Ajax
                        Super MURCer
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 877

                        #86
                        rugby player, who with great skill pinned the cabinet to the floor. "What did you do that for?" asked Scully. "Well I thought that...
                        --Insert something here--

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                        • GuchiGuh
                          Comic Relief
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 1656

                          #87
                          .....ze German might trai to find ze Wiener Schnitzel" ........"WTF are you blabbering on about" asked Mulder....

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                          • Fat Tone
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 7579

                            #88
                            ..."Boing", said Zebedee, as he appeared in the corner...

                            FT.

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                            • az
                              Moderator
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 9336

                              #89
                              ... just at the right moment to watch Patrick Stewart beaming in and slapping George Lucas. Astonished...

                              AZ
                              There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                              • Jammrock
                                The Berserker
                                • Aug 1999
                                • 8661

                                #90
                                ... George Lucas pulled out his lightsaber and lobbed off Patrick Stewarts ...
                                “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                                –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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