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  • Guru
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 1999
    • 6018

    #16
    locating the holy cheese...
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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    • Jammrock
      The Berserker
      • Aug 1999
      • 8661

      #17
      ...of Antioch, which, having been given to Saul, who gave it to Paul, who loaned it to Rufus, the 14th apostle of our Savior and Lord, Jesus Christ, did smite the...
      “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
      –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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      • Jon P. Inghram
        Super MURCer
        • Oct 1999
        • 3878

        #18
        ... new sinkhole that had recently formed in Hutchinsion, Kansas and had been threatening both the nearby railroad tracks and...

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        • Technoid
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 7645

          #19
          ..the giant popcorn making machine...
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • Jammrock
            The Berserker
            • Aug 1999
            • 8661

            #20
            ...of Alexendretta. "Go now, my zombie llama minion," cried the zealot Llama Zombie Vampire Cult Preist, "and find the ninja's who...
            “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
            –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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            • Guru
              Super MURCer
              • Nov 1999
              • 6018

              #21
              took the holy cheese...
              According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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              • Technoid
                Super MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 7645

                #22
                ..and cheesed the ninjas.....
                If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                • Fat Tone
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 7579

                  #23
                  right off.
                  FT.

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                  • Jammrock
                    The Berserker
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 8661

                    #24
                    "WTF?" cried a guy using a Russian accent. "This story has turned right...
                    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                    • Technoid
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 7645

                      #25
                      ...into hell, and a bunch of demons where moving towards the narrator with the russian accent.
                      "oh SHIT!!" he said and started to run away.....
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                      • Umfriend
                        Crabby Smurf
                        • Mar 2001
                        • 7308

                        #26
                        to be never heard of again. The demons were sent back to hell by the Ninja's leaving only...
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                        • Fat Tone
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 7579

                          #27
                          Lotto Tickets.

                          Lotto Tickets are, as everyone knows, a new term for...
                          FT.

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                          • Technoid
                            Super MURCer
                            • Sep 1999
                            • 7645

                            #28
                            ...the compulsive obsessive.....
                            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                            • Jammrock
                              The Berserker
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 8661

                              #29
                              ...of gambling. No seriously. Did you know that in every single area where casino's are legalized that ...
                              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                              • Jessterw
                                Style Master, Rtd.
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 4265

                                #30
                                ...purple people eaters can be found sleeping on yellow futons. Not to be confused with...
                                “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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