Stress Relief (again) aka new fun thread

[Jorden]

Jorden asked us and we clued him in that you'd NEVER be able to tell the difference if he took an old setting and mounted a big ol' cubic zirconium in there...

Hahahahaaaaa, got you guys fooled!! It's green, hard enough to cut glass with and it goes under the name Djahde, or so the told me

Jorden.

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Holly, Love and Stupidity Reigns !!
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[HollyBerri]

mmmmm, let's see....

...."hard" is good...."named Djahde", well, 'each to his own taste (said the lady as she kissed the cow)', as my mom used to say....but...green????

I wonder if I should be alarmed....

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the once and future motub

[Jorden]

Jade, darling You shouldn't think those things out loud here !!

(Would you want a 28 Kts diamond then?? If so, let me save up for another 1500 years )

The once and future Jorden.

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[HollyBerri]

ohhhh, jade...! I was thinking... something else, entirely....

My mistake. Jade sounds lovely for a ring.

(ahem).

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t.o.a.f.m.

[This message has been edited by HollyBerri (edited 08-23-1999).]

[Jorden]

Yeah, yeah... strong hand, flexing muscles, and your hand in my hair, and now you want it to be green?? LOL

Hope the rest looks elsewhere (whilst they gasp for breath whilst laughing....)!!

Have to explain something about male anatomy, my dear...

Jord

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[HollyBerri]

Ooh, show and tell! I always loved show and tell!

Hope there are milk and cookies for after...I'm <u>starving</u>, Dil!!!

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t.o.a.f.m.

[Dilitante1]

I would have thought that HolliBerry would be experienced (enough) to know what she is getting with this marriage package with Jorden ;-) {time to play doctor}

dont worry food is on its way....
A of M ..those suits were shipped weeks ago to the etherially sent address...I was waiting for the check as well ;-) next time its C.O.D.!

people are too much..waddayathink?
Holli, i dont have info on YOU to work with...or should i ask the LOVE struck Jorden for details? (nothing TOO detailed

-Dil

[Acolyte of M]

{Boink!} JamesA lost control of his psyche as his alter-ego, the reincarnated Acolyte of M, posts his second post! {/Boink!}

Ahh.. Yes. I am now a complete M Warrior^tm equipped with a G400MAX and a Holy Asbestos Armor (designed by Dilitante1).

Look out trolls and Tylau-wannabes! The Acolyte of M has been upgraded to M Warrior class!

The Acolyte shall send you an ethereal check of ED$150 (ethereal dollar) to your ethereal virtual address upon first successful use of the Holy Armor of M.

{Boink! Boink!} JamesA regains consciousness and realized that it is time to go home. {/Boink! Boink!}

[Jorden]

Don't ask me.... (looking another way with a big grin, for Dil didn't read the thread too good )

Jorden.

[HollyBerri]

I hate to do this, since Ash said it'll make me look stupid, but then again, wouldn't want to show you-all up so here goes...

I *did* tell you dil, a few posts ago:

I'm about 5'5" (are you metric? no? good.) and just color me various shades of brown...

which is to say, if that is somehow unclear, that I'm about 5'5" and my hair, eyes and skin are brown. You already know that I'm perky....when I'm not evil incarnate.


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the once and future motub

[Jorden]

You wouldn't want to meet her for real, as perky and evil incarnate she is !!
Yet I still love her, for .... err that's inside information !!

About the anatomy thing... errr that was a joke... and if you re-read all the above you'll get the meaning...

Jorden.

[Dilitante1]

my humblest apologies...I HAD written it down but not right next to your name....call me a meatball :-(

i'm up to speed now thank you....out of sync with the "joking with ladies thingy"

-Dil

[Slartibartfast]

Holli, when did I say it would make you look stupid? Y'all have to pardon me, I'm not so quick on the uptake today, nursing a head cold and all.

- Ash

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Specs? You want specs? Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me...

[SteveC]

Wow, I'm away for nearly three days, and look what I miss!!
But there's loads of us (hint hint) still missing from this epic story...

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Cheers,
Steve

My PC houses one of these things which seems to affect some people's lives far too much...

[Dilitante1]

message heard loud and clear steveC, but i must tell you all, it will take a few scenes b4 you all have your part in this..;-)
trust me , this is worth the wait if you havent noticed.. 8-)

-Dil