Stress Relief (again) aka new fun thread

[Dilitante1]

testing...testing anyone hear me?
btw if it does work ..i owe Jorden a big monologue in the next episode for his help...
bwahahaha but this wont work

-Dil

p.s. junior again ARRRGH! lost my posts again!

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boy! I have WAAAAAAAY too much time on my hands...time for a story!

[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 08-25-1999).]

[Jorden]

DEAL is DEAL, Dil...

[Dilitante1]

following the tradition of excellence...I now present YET ANOTHER episode of Murcywaves!...........................


MURCYWAVES - continued....

{story thus far...our travelers have arrived beyond thier control
to a forum far in the future...only to be made to wait for thier dinner
After gorging themselves and some dancing, robed figures appear.....the third
figure speaks...enter Robed Priest}

Robed Priest: Listen all, I am here to announce there is but 4 hours left until
The Big Climax! Rooms have been provided for your pleasure...if
you need to freshen up or just relax..feel free to wander down this
hallway...{points left}...there will be help to guide you to your
respective chambers.

{Robed Priest stands and is led from the room down the path they had previously entered
by the 2 attendants. Stunned by the news our heros agree that a bit of rest is in order.
They journey down the hallway and are led to rooms by robed staff members.Our heros split
into two rooms..HollyBerri and Jorden into one room, and Joel,Ash,and PurpleHaze into
the adjacent room...Joel, Ash and PHZ sit down and very shortly hear some rather loud voices}

Holli: You can do it, just try harder!

Jorden: I'm trying Dammit! but i dont think it will work!

Holli: Just get a better grip! I know you can do it.

Jorden: It just wont work that way...we'll have to think of something else. I can
only grab so much without hurting you. And I love you tooo much to
think of hurting you honey.

Holli: No...just try it again...it'll work this time...I know it will!

{groaning is heard in both voices...then suddenly...WHAM! a loud impact is heard
from our loving couple on the wall between the rooms..followed by a sigh of relief}

Holli: Thank god...that shoe was killing my foot....
{what were you thinking?

Joel: Geeze, quiet down over there...they'll be plenty of time for fun later.

PurpleHaze: I'm not even that loud! {tosses hair over shoulder, winks at Ash}

Ash: So we dont have much time left now...what'll happen next you think? Explosions?
blinding lights? Collapsing stars?

PurpleHaze: Interesting ideas,but shouldn't we make the most of the time we have left?

Joel: Phz is right. We should find Tyllie before things get out of hand here.
Who knows what mischief he's been up to.

PurpleHaze: That's NOT what I meant....{grins slyly}


{our heroes,joined by PurpleHaze, now depart thier rooms to search for the
mutant manic depressant meatball: Tyllie.....unknown to them a tall robed
figure observes them leaving and slowly follows them through
the hallways of Murcywaves}

{to be continued}

p.s. Jorden..I thought you'd like this better than the monlogue

more to come......

[Dilitante1]

no comment from Jorden? or HollyBerri? hmmmmm
must be shock
lol dont forget the latest episode is the bottom of page2!
Greebe...are you longing for a part as well? I'm sure Buuri will lend ya his spooge mop

in other words....UP!

WOOHOO! 3 pages....more to come....

-Dil

[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 08-26-1999).]

[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 08-26-1999).]

[HollyBerri]

!

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t.o.a.f.m.

-Who says I'm loud?

[Dilitante1]

as a public service i will repost episode 5 so that the millions who visit here will not have to backtrack (and wait) to page2 to see the latest portion of our GREAT epic.....


MURCYWAVES - continued....

{story thus far...our travelers have arrived beyond thier control
to a forum far in the future...only to be made to wait for thier dinner
After gorging themselves and some dancing, robed figures appear.....the third
figure speaks...enter Robed Priest}

Robed Priest: Listen all, I am here to announce there is but 4 hours left until
The Big Climax! Rooms have been provided for your pleasure...if
you need to freshen up or just relax..feel free to wander down this
hallway...{points left}...there will be help to guide you to your
respective chambers.

{Robed Priest stands and is led from the room down the path they had previously entered
by the 2 attendants. Stunned by the news our heros agree that a bit of rest is in order.
They journey down the hallway and are led to rooms by robed staff members.Our heros split
into two rooms..HollyBerri and Jorden into one room, and Joel,Ash,and PurpleHaze into
the adjacent room...Joel, Ash and PHZ sit down and very shortly hear some rather loud voices}

Holli: You can do it, just try harder!

Jorden: I'm trying Dammit! but i dont think it will work!

Holli: Just get a better grip! I know you can do it.

Jorden: It just wont work that way...we'll have to think of something else. I can
only grab so much without hurting you. And I love you tooo much to
think of hurting you honey.

Holli: No...just try it again...it'll work this time...I know it will!

{groaning is heard in both voices...then suddenly...WHAM! a loud impact is heard
from our loving couple on the wall between the rooms..followed by a sigh of relief}

Holli: Thank god...that shoe was killing my foot....
{what were you thinking?

Joel: Geeze, quiet down over there...they'll be plenty of time for fun later.

PurpleHaze: I'm not even that loud! {tosses hair over shoulder, winks at Ash}

Ash: So we dont have much time left now...what'll happen next you think? Explosions?
blinding lights? Collapsing stars?

PurpleHaze: Interesting ideas,but shouldn't we make the most of the time we have left?

Joel: Phz is right. We should find Tyllie before things get out of hand here.
Who knows what mischief he's been up to.

PurpleHaze: That's NOT what I meant....{grins slyly}


{our heroes,joined by PurpleHaze, now depart thier rooms to search for the
mutant manic depressant meatball: Tyllie.....unknown to them a tall robed
figure observes them leaving and slowly follows them through
the hallways of Murcywaves}

{to be continued}

p.s. Jorden..I thought you'd like this better than the monlogue


enjoy
-Dil

[ALBPM]

SHHHHH, somethings about to happen.....

Paul

[Dilitante1]

could you pass the popcorn please? .....needs more butter!

[PurpleHaze]

Aaagh is that all for now? :P And just while things were gettin good! An entire room of y'all to myself eh? Well now we'll never know what could have been, or could we?

(40's radio show music)

god i'm tired again heh

[Dilitante1]

ya never know PHZ, ya never know...

-Dil

[Jorden]

LOL Dil

I love it !!!

Jorden.

[Dilitante1]

ok Jorden...glad you liked it

more to come (tonite maybe)
but gotta job interview first...(wish me luck


UP AGAIN!
-Dil

[Jorden]

In the mean time I'm placing these texts on my homepage, for all to read.... ;-)

[HollyBerri]

Sorry I'm late, Dil, hope the interview went fabulously (or if it didn't, that the job was crap.)

Have a great weekend filling the well of your creative juices (... or wasn't I supposed to mention your juices...? Oh well.... )

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the once and future motub

[Jorden]

Someone's juices might be depleted, Holly...