what YOU think the g800 specs should/will be

[Maggi]

so where's the contract ?

[SteveC]

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2">Originally posted by Maggi:
you name it !



Also depends on whether I can find some I-net café or something to that extend, if not you guys would have to wait until I get back home.

Cheese,
Maggi</font>

Hey Maggi - I'll be reporting from the show floor with my mobile phone and psion (maybe laptop if I bring it) in hand

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Cheers,
Steve

"Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"

[Maggi]

Cool, Stevie !!!

[Ant]

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2">Originally posted by Maggi:
have a look at satan's details

Sort of scary to me ...

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You think that's scary take a look at this...

[Helevitia]

lol, I'll sign the contract, wheres the dotted line?

Dave

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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?

[SteveC]

Anyone got a stake to run thru Satan's heart?

Oh no, that's vampires, isn't it?

OK then, holy water anyone? (I had some, but I got my mum to sew all the holes in it up same time she did my socks)

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Cheers,
Steve

"Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"

[dZeus]

hey Satan, I wouldn't mind selling my soul in exchange for the details on future products, but I am afraid that I'll get a lawsuit from Rambus Inc. because they already patented the concept 'soul', and therefor poses everyone's soul already. Or is Rambus one of your affiliates?

I guess not, otherwise you wouldn't be so desperate to get more souls

[The PIT]

Don't worry I've got an animal with a bit of foot and mouth to sacifice here that should take care of him.
Failing that a spice girl lp should do the trick.

[impact]

As a fallen angel, I really do not think that Satan would fear _anything_ from this world.

Unless, of course, should God come in the near future.

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Flame Warriors

God:



In the beginning, before bandwidth, there was nothingness. Out of that endless void God and His heavenly host created...Arpanet, and it was good. But the scientific, military and computer angels Who dwelled in Arpanet were lonely, so They brought forth Browser, and the Web was born. It, too, was good and the children of the internet lived in peace and harmony and were fruitful and multiplied, but God warned His people not to eat of the forbidden fruit of commercialism. Alas, they disobeyed and soon barbarians drove the children of the internet out of Paradise. God, in His wrath, turned away from His people and condemned them to wander in the digital wilderness, but from time to time He will suddenly appear in mailing lists, chat rooms and discussion forums to remind us sinners that we could be saved if only we would hearken unto Him.


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[cjolley]

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2">Originally posted by Satan:
Fear not to speak my children for I shall protect you from the silent souless ones that haunt these halls

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He's obviously talking about people who bought TNT2s and liked them
chuck

[NetSnake]

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2">Originally posted by impact:
[B] In the beginning, before bandwidth, there was nothingness....
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thats not how it happend...
Here is the true story
The book of Genesis in the high tech era

1. In the beginning God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.

2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.

3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And Çe created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.

4. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them Hardware.

5. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.

6. And God said -I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.

7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said - You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.

8. And God said - It is not good for the Programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.

9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was good.

10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs?

11. And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.

12. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse.

13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless - since Windows could replace it.

14. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmer that it was good.

15. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered - I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who told you you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to!

16. And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows.

17. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmer’s help.

18. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time.

19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password."

[Kruzin]

Did somebody say SATAN???



[This message has been edited by Kruzin (edited 02 March 2001).]

[Barbarella]

impact,

about arpanet you're right, but about WWW it's the CERN ou creat it.

http://public.web.cern.ch/Public/ACHIEVEMENTS/web.html

[MK]

Can anyone explain to me how "Satan" did that ?

MK

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Celeron II 860 MHz + Golden Orb
256 MB PC133 Crucial (2-2-2)
G400 16MB @ PD 5.52 + TGL
20 GB IBM on HPT U-ATA100 RAID
Iiyama Vision Master Pro 400

[Maggi]

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size="2">Originally posted by Greebe:
ROFL YES ... That is if they're still walking!

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you name it !



Also depends on whether I can find some I-net café or something to that extend, if not you guys would have to wait until I get back home.

Cheese,
Maggi