Should I...

[Pace]

Psychic? If only

[Wombat]

Just forget about her. If she's avoiding you, she's not the person that you thought she was. You had a crush on an imaginary person. I've been there. Just leave her.

[omegaRED]

Well, since everybody here`s suggesting you to give up, i wont

Go for it. Bother her. Be a pest. 2 things happen:

1. She gets really pissed off, and sends u to hell, in which case u suffer a bit, but eventually get over her

2. If u r really good at beeing a pest, she agrees to go out with u, just to get u off her back, and may end up :

2a. Falling madly in u with you, and u both live happily ever after
2b. You end up dating, but after a while u realise it was only a crush and then dump her
2c. Something goes wrong, u both feel uneasy, and dont see a chance of beeing together, in which case see you suffer but get over her

A friend of mine has a saying :

"I may not be much to look at, but i`m persistant"

Just a joke. Do whatever u think its best. Point is, we`re all different. What i would do in that situation, you wouldnt, or whatever i think is right, for u ( or her ) isnt. Be yourself. I didnt date much in my "youth", i was shy, thought the girls didnt like me, and i tried to be something i`m not, taking advices from my friends, which werent bad, they worked for them, but it just wasnt me. Then i met this girl, we hit it right off, and i didn`t "act" or something, just beeing myself, she liked that, and were together ever since ( 5 years on March 15th ).

Good luck Paul

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Seth, are you ok ?
I`m peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.

[paulcs]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by omegaRED:
Go for it. Bother her. Be a pest. 2 things happen:

1. She gets really pissed off, and sends u to hell, in which case u suffer a bit, but eventually get over her

2. If u r really good at beeing a pest, she agrees to go out with u, just to get u off her back, and may end up
</font>

You forgot one ...

3. You are charged with and convicted of stalking. A large convict named Ivan renames you Pauline and makes you his bitch.

Paul
paulcs@flashcom.net

[omegaRED]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
3. You are charged with and convicted of stalking. A large convict named Ivan renames you Pauline and makes you his bitch.
</font>

ROFLMAO

Good one

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Seth, are you ok ?
I`m peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.

[omegaRED]

So Paul, i wanted to ask you, what happened ?

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Seth, are you ok ?
I`m peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.

[Pace]

Number 3.

Pauline

[Pace]

In fact (as number 3 was just a joke people ), who can guess what happened?

Inside info on the G450 for the person with the closest guess

P.

[cjolley]

You are dating someone not in this story, and are not sure you remember exactly who you were talking about when you started this topic.
I hope!
chuck

[Pneumatic]

You did a little stalking and found that she was avoiding you because she had numerous doctor visits. You waited till the dead of night, broke into the doctors office and ransacked his files. The burglar alarm went off and the police came with sirens blaring. They were chasing you frantically through the streets, alleyways and rooftops, all the while you were clutching her medical files in your arms. Finally you shook the police and made your way home through the back alleys and underground sewers. Once at your house you tentatively opened the file and discovered that her name was originally..................... Frank. That's RIGHT the hottie was a guy! OOOOH! You felt deceived and then you went and took a 12 hour, boiling hot shower and forgot the whole thing.

So what's the deal with the G450?

[SCompRacer]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kindness!:
....That's RIGHT the hottie was a guy! OOOOH!.....</font>

You dog you! LOL!

[cbman]

heh... I hadn't seen this post before. Well even though its kinda late I will put up some information.

1) If a woman wants money for sex.. she doesn't like you.

2) If a woman doesn't speak the native language and always goes to the immigration office... she wants a greencard/citizenship.

3) Personal Ad's are bad... so that 5'4" 100 Lb SWF Looking for a good time... probably has a bad time with her looks

4) Women love a man who knows his cheese's.

5) If she bends over near you... grab her but and say... "gee, that's a nice side o' beef ya got there.." it will make her blush.

6) Go to the bar... do tequila shooters with some hottie until she passes out... take her to her home.. put her to bed (don't do anything else, fondling is bad at this stage) but put a little note on her fridge saying that she passed out and to give you a call to let you know she is ok

7) Walk to a table with women sitting on it.. pull out your john handcock and slap it on the table and say, "Just giving you women a hot piece of meat to gossip about"

8) Eat lots of carb's... buff up till your the size of A small car... rip apart a car with your bare hands and call women unflattering things... it makes them think you are so hot.

9) Carry a wad of monopoly money around with you hidden behind some bank recipts or somesuch so that it looks like you have a wack of cash




Just some advice from a guy to a guy.

[KvHagedorn]

Let's see.. you dress in your finest white Italian suit, buy a dozen red roses, and go to her house. You ring the bell and she answers, dressed only in a bathrobe and glistening with sweat from her hot bath. Surprised and flattered, she takes the flowers and invites you in. You stride to the French doors off the verandah and fling them open as she retrieves a vase. When she re-enters the room, the cool night air causes gooseflesh to arise on her arms.. your flowing locks dance in the breeze as you approach her trembling form, running your warming hands up her willowy limbs. The gesture becomes a caress, and her large eyes meet yours. Warmed by the heat of your passion, she explores your body in return and lays her head back, looking dreamily into your lusting eyes. You take her in your grasp and passionately kiss her. You breathe as one for a moment and then separate, her heaving chest ripe with desire. You sweep her into your arms and carry her to the bedroom, where the both of you become lost in passionate lovemaking for days on end.


Or perhaps you just stay home and whack off?

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Kind Regards,

KvH

[SCompRacer]

When I went over to a gals place, I would also take a bottle of champagne and some strawberries too. Women like champagne and strawberries, but usually move on to the hard stuff soon after...and hard liquor too.

[cbman]

Kv...

Shouldn't that be.

You sneak slowly into the dank dark bedroom... feeling a pushing desire to commit grave sin whilst also persuing great pleasure. Slowly the image of the willowy limbed blone in the glistening midday sun, on a rose pedal strewn white satin covered bed fills your mind.

Then you do your hankey panky and look for some kleenex