What we need, is an ongoing story...

[Himself]

..lying on the side of the road, eyes wide and staring..

[Pace]

...staring...

[omegaRED]

... at the crowd having immense fun in this amusement park. But something just isn`t right ... an eerie background music starts playing, he/she says "Something is not right. I hear a eerie music playing in the background. I know from the movies, when such music starts playing, something terrible is going to happen." Suddenly, she screams in :

"Oh NO! There are no ...


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Seth, are you ok ?
I`m peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.

[ZokesPro]

...no, no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And suddenly wakes up in a cold sweat, looks at her computer and says: "Oh... my... god..."

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"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
Suggestive Star Wars line from Return of the Jedi

[omegaRED]

... i really need to stop playing Horror Theme Park 3001". So he turns on his Athlon7@10Ghz 6-CPU PC with a plasma 40" screen, powers on the 6+3 Super Duper Extra Mega Cool Home Surround System and thinks "I`ll just play a game, something without violence, something peaceful and relaxing". So he starts Soldier of Fortune VI Silver Gold Platinum Ed. After a while, he acknowledges "Hmm, the Framerate is better, it`s running smoothly @8 FPS on the G400, i just wish Matrox could release their next card before Christmas 2010, something that will be at least on par with the GeForce 7 GTS PRO ULTRA MEGA or the Radeon VEXLGS TDI Common Rail". But just as he speaks this, an image of a great man with a halo appears in front of him. "I dont believe this! It`s ... "


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Seth, are you ok ?
I`m peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.

[cbman]

...Bob...

[omegaRED]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by cbman:
...Bob...</font>

...a Matrox representative, who says "Do not worry, my child, for thou hast not sinned, and hast remained a loyal Matrox user, thou shalt be blessed with the ALL NEW, SUPER G1051,7, which shalt have the famed "Render Nude" feature, and will be available at a Computer Shoppe near you in ...

PS Good one cbman

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Seth, are you ok ?
I`m peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.

[Indiana]

... a time called SOON. ....

[cbman]

... Can I pre-order... s(he) askes.. and Bob replies.. don't worry my son/daughter we are Matrox.. the banks use our cards and with the transmitters embedded on them... we already have your VISA number and your card will be shipped as soon as it gets built by the microbe assmebly machines... in the meantime you can...

[ZokesPro]

...have a Matrox beer on the house and...

(Matrox beer brought to you by the makers of Matrox and Matrox Nude, the beer that goes down smooth and the graphics that come out nude!)

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"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
Suggestive Star Wars line from Return of the Jedi

[This message has been edited by ZokesPro (edited 20 May 2001).]

[This message has been edited by ZokesPro (edited 20 May 2001).]

[Rags]

kick back on the big blue couch, just make sure you stay away from the brunette over there because...

[Pace]

...he's got his hand...

[cbman]

me-down Geforce 7 and it just ain't rendering in Holo right yet so he's kinda unco-ordinated when he's wearing the goggles that go with them... its so unfortunate that...

[Alec]

...the Geforce 7 still doesn´t do Render Nude Subject in hardware, so we could take a peek...

[Maggi]

... without risking our eyesight.

Approaching the really tasty appealing brunette, our hero felt an intermittant urge, caused by a funny feeling coming from between his muscular legs.

Following his instinct, he handily reached down into his pants and in the very moment he felt relief due to his not-closer-to-be-described act of crawling his family juvenils, he stumbled over a forgotten little marble, fell over it and hit the floor hard with his instantly bleeding nose and passed out.

After he opened up his eyes, he realized that he was still in bed and this was just one of those mysterious nightmares that started disturbing his usually peaceful and deep sleep ever since he changed his psychological medication.

He stuffed his head into the still totally rumpled pillow and started mumbling ...