Fun Flame Thread

[ALBPM]

Oh Good lord!!!!

SwAmPy is loose in this thread.....

We're all DEAD MEAT....LOL

Paul

[Guru]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Rags:
It's obvious you guys have no intellect if all you can do is flame people by coming up with "yo momma" comments

Rags

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Her he goes again trying to sound all that inteligent!

You know that when you look in his eyes you can see that there is no one driving! You know he realy is ten pence short of a pound!

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[Greebe]

actually Guru, Rags probably has the highest IQ of anyone on these forums. Behave yourself.

[Guru]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Greebe:
actually Guru, Rags probably has the highest IQ of anyone on these forums. Behave yourself. </font>

Read the smilies! Thats why I posted the: !

Geeez trying to explain something to him is like trying to give a fish a bath!

[Jorden]

I wonder what "You know he realy is ten pence short of a pound!" will become when the euro sets in

[Guru]

Got me there Jorden!

[SCompRacer]

What's an IQ? You mean IRQ? I think I had an IQ, but I loaned it out and never got it back.

[Strahd]

An exert taken from the pages of SCompRacer's daily journal:

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my sister to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

[Guru]

So you could say he was as pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner!

[Strahd]

Ya, I guess you could say that.

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[cbman]

I found a computer for you Guru...



You must be a real "Mac" Lover...

Oh and as for size of my wang... It's big enough to satisfy your women (which actually doesn't take much... sometimes I just have to bring it out of my pants to make them squeal.)

Sigh I wish it wasn't so big... I only ever get to use 1/3rd of it.

Some people think three inches is pretty small... I think its pretty wide

[Guru]

Yeh I remember my G-friend talking about you!

She asked you to give her 9 inches and make it hurt! So you fvcked her 3 times and punched her in the nose!

[Strahd]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by cbman:
... I only ever get to use 1/3rd of it.
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I hear that they've got pretty good methods of curing premature ejaculation these days.

But of course this is only what I've heard.

[Technoid]

I have searched this Topic for signs of inteligent life.......

And I found only faint traces....

BTW:
Im going to be away from the posibility to be online untill late sunday..

Think you got enough to keep this topic on the top of the page until then?

I think not!

(Maby I shouldent wager on it, Guru is hear and he doesn't know when to quit, Invite Xortam and you'l win!)

[mainframe]

Just thought I'd throw this in..

Here's the next APPLE product..(It's being currently beta-tested for them)
It's called the IMAC Girl




Now that's out of the way..

- Yo mama so fat and stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.

- Yo mama is so poor that she can't pay attention.

- Yo Mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton



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