Inquiring minds want to know.

[Gurm]

Originally posted by ****StickRon(Jeremy)
Spurm you are a ****ing idiot,

That's better than a non-****ing idiot, now isn't it? I mean if I had a choice between being me and getting laid... or being you and not getting laid... oh, who the hell am I kidding? You're not getting laid AND I don't want to be you (I mean, really - who would?). So it's a moot point.

tell me something oh Dick breath,

OH! Now I get it. You were exercising your 10-year-old intellect to create a joke about homosexuality! See, here at MURC we have evolved to the point where our knuckles don't drag on the ground any more, and hence we don't find "faggot jokes" as you undoubtedly call them very amusing.

do you look in the mirror when talking,

No. I'm pretty sure that when I talk the words come out exactly as I intend them to, and I'm not drooling. I'm very sorry if your condition makes this sort of behavior a necessity for YOU. Maybe someday medical science will be able to help you.

I mean do you think that your answers contain that much insight?

Ahh. You're one of THOSE types, that wanders around saying dumb things like "do you look in the mirror when you talk, DURH!SNORT!" and then saying "well, I mean that the hypotenuse is really x squared... DURH!SNORT!"

I bet that you masturbate a lot.

Lemme guess... you're Catholic, right? Here's a hint... listen carefully... recent medical studies have proven beyond a doubt that it doesn't cause blindness OR hairy palms. It's natural. Maybe you should try it instead of channeling your excessive perverse urges into those unhealthy outlets like abusing small animals and altarboys.

Do you scrutinize all humor in this way, must it always be 100% realistic?

I'm really not sure how to respond to this. Are you saying humor isn't realistic, or that it shouldn't be realistic, or that I think that it's realistic, or that I think that it isn't realistic?

Or are you just saying that you have a small penis? 'Cuz that's kinda what it sounds like.

Did your mother beat you when you were a kid?

Nope, but your mother SHOULD have beaten you. Then you could sick Dancray on her (ouch!).

Take your time with the answers

Not necessary. Unlike you, I think at normal human speeds most of the time. Unless I haven't had my coffee yet.

to these difficult questions

Difficult questions? Oh, again you're referring to your impediment. Ok, let me be honest. When you type, we can't HEAR you. So the fact that your speech sounds like "DURH!SNORT! HARHAR! SNORT!" isn't immediately obvious to us. You should really work on those self-esteem issues, though.

your fricken moron,

My fricken moron? I wasn't aware that I owned a "fricken moron". Oh, is this a SIGNATURE? As in "your dearest love" or "your worst nightmare"? I concur with it then. You are, in fact, "my fricken moron".

Oh wait, the post isn't over. Pity...

we would all appreciate something intelligent from you

I'm sure "we" would. See, that's what happens when you stop taking your meds. The voices get louder and louder and eventually they say things for you. You need to go back to see Dr. Valucci. He can help you. It will require a round of insulin shocks, and a followup of high-dose lithium... but it's REALLY for your own good. This sort of thing only gets worse when untreated.

- Gurm

[Gurm]

Oh, and your mental deficiency is obviously rubbing off on Greebe.

- Gurm

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by ZokesPro


Can you elaborate a little on that? It's veri intriquing!

I guess I should have learned to spell in grade 4 instead of doing crack!

[Gurm]

I assumed it was Italian or something.

- Gurm

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Gurm
I assumed it was Italian or something.

- Gurm

Jeez! Read my profile dude, I'm french!

[Gurm]

French, Italian. Whatever.

- Gurm

P.S. Note that I staunchly avoided saying "France, Italy... What are ... countries subjugated by Hitler?" Sorry, too much Jeopardy.

[Greebe]

It's funny at how you rip apart something that regardless of how moronically funny always feel the need to address in your normal charismatic fashion Jason. But when you're the one that being picked on in such a way as to bring out the essence of who you are the very same is not funny.

Remember when I would get into it with someone and make some minor mispelling... you have no problem making a major nitpicky issue out of that... I see no harm in you needing the same everyonce in awhile.

It's all just chicken soup for the soul

[ZokesPro]

I know that it doesn't matter much, but to be more precise, I'm French Canadian.

But you still didn't answer my question about the 4th grader thing.

[Gurm]

Ahh. So making a nitpicky issue out of misspellings and being called "dickbreath" is the same? I have no tolerance for retards, nor the people who message me saying "gee that retard is sure playing you good".

- Gurm

[Greebe]

LOL

sorry I can't help it... that's just too funny... pot kettle black

Bicker over name calling when BOTH are keenly adept at dishing the shit from the word go... HAHAHAHAHA

[Gurm]

Umm... ****StickJon(BenetRamsey) isn't adept at dishing out the shit. He has a little potty mouth and a drooling issue, as well as that serious catholic guilt thing happening... but I don't see any shit being dished out.

- Gurm

[RibsteakRon]

Spurm, you poor mentally deficient worm, I might have a potty mouth but you ate the whole ****ing crapper, including the paper, which seems to have logged where a brain should be. I bet all the Murcers are just sitting back right now saying "Look at that ****ole Spurm, he's crying because someone insulted him and now he is crying to the admins" Can't you defend yourself you brain-dead, hairy palmed moron. I take back the statement about you getting beaten by your mother, usually lovers do not inflict beatings.

[Gurm]

Strahd:

I came up with a better one.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

To laugh at. And, in some countries, to eat their brains as a delicacy.

Oh, and because we have evolved too far to throw shit at ourselves!

- Gurm

[Gurm]

Zokes:

I'm sorry for not replying sooner. I was too busy ripping Mr. ****stick and his boytoy Greebe new ****oles.

As for your particular condition, it's ok. We love you anyway, and it's not something to be ashamed of. Most kids with crack problems have deeper issues, that are rarely if ever THEIR fault.

And with therapy and counseling, instead of being a retarded 4th-grade crackhead, maybe you could graduate to being a disgruntled, alcoholic grad-school dropout!

- Gurm

[Joel]

Alright, enough is enough. Thanks Gurm for spoiling a thread that was meant to lighten up the day.

Joel