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If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
Originally posted by Tony Andrews
Am I the only person to finds that "joke" a bit sick? Perhaps being a father of two changes your perspective on these things?
I'm not a father yet, so I can't really comment on that. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I just like to joke at the fact that most men look at younger girls and that I was lucky enough to find a girl that can look 10 years younger than she actually is sometimes.
Meant no harm Tony. If the joke was offending, my apology.
Originally posted by Tony Andrews
Am I the only person to finds that "joke" a bit sick? Perhaps being a father of two changes your perspective on these things?
Once you settle down and especially if you get kids your body realizes that there is no need to hunt for a partner anymore. Your testosterone production diminishes, you go soft and start thinking like a woman. Read it about in some science mag, so sorry about that... Tonya No but seriously, I've often had problems with humor like this... I was raised with the thought that there is no subject too dark to laugh at. Causes trouble sometimes when meeting people with different values.
I will probably be bannished to the depths of hell for telling this joke, but I think it is hilarious...
A girlfriend say to her boyfriend, "I'm calling the cops on you, I found out you are a Pedophile!". The boyfriend says, "Oooh! big words for a 10 year old!". LOL, I know, some of you may not find that funny, sorry if I offended anyone. But it's just a joke! Kind of like, It's just a video card!
Dave
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
I heard it much raunchier. I'll make it all dim so people who would be offended can't see it.
{Begin Dirty Joke} So there I was, tagging this fine young piece of ass. She loved it hard and rough, and I was giving it to her from behind with everything I had.
Then I said to myself, "What the hell - you only live once!" and I pulled out, lined up, and shoved it up her ass.
She turned around and said, "My! That's awfully presumptuous of you!"
And I said, "My! That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old!"
{End Dirty Joke}
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There's a pedophile grand meeting and each comes with his 'date' to show off. Then this guy comes in with his date and everyone get silent from the shock. Someone comes to him and tells him - "man, that's exagerated, this girl is barely 3 eyars old !!!"
So the guy replies "Yeah, but she f**ks like an 8 year old !"
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