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If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
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Originally posted by Tony Andrews
Am I the only person to finds that "joke" a bit sick? Perhaps being a father of two changes your perspective on these things?
Meant no harm Tony. If the joke was offending, my apology.
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I remember hearing about a bloke who was in
an industrial accident and had a metal rod through his frontal lobe....
Anyway, I remember telling you that during my stint in the GUM clinic, the average age of the men was around 30y, whereas the women were around 17yThe Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England
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Originally posted by Tony Andrews
Am I the only person to finds that "joke" a bit sick? Perhaps being a father of two changes your perspective on these things?
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I will probably be bannished to the depths of hell for telling this joke, but I think it is hilarious...
A girlfriend say to her boyfriend, "I'm calling the cops on you, I found out you are a Pedophile!". The boyfriend says, "Oooh! big words for a 10 year old!". LOL, I know, some of you may not find that funny, sorry if I offended anyone. But it's just a joke! Kind of like, It's just a video card!
DaveLadies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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Helevitia,
I heard it much raunchier. I'll make it all dim so people who would be offended can't see it.
{Begin Dirty Joke}
So there I was, tagging this fine young piece of ass. She loved it hard and rough, and I was giving it to her from behind with everything I had.
Then I said to myself, "What the hell - you only live once!" and I pulled out, lined up, and shoved it up her ass.
She turned around and said, "My! That's awfully presumptuous of you!"
And I said, "My! That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old!"
{End Dirty Joke}The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!
I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you
I would still get screwed
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I've got a worse one...
There's a pedophile grand meeting and each comes with his 'date' to show off. Then this guy comes in with his date and everyone get silent from the shock. Someone comes to him and tells him - "man, that's exagerated, this girl is barely 3 eyars old !!!"
So the guy replies "Yeah, but she f**ks like an 8 year old !"
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This thread has gone way to far to the sick side of things.
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