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  • #16
    No, now we are two
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • #17
      jee... my wife is about 1.50m but she is 4years older...
      "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Tony Andrews

        Am I the only person to finds that "joke" a bit sick? Perhaps being a father of two changes your perspective on these things?
        I'm not a father yet, so I can't really comment on that. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I just like to joke at the fact that most men look at younger girls and that I was lucky enough to find a girl that can look 10 years younger than she actually is sometimes.
        Meant no harm Tony. If the joke was offending, my apology.

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        • #19
          Dogbert, I didn't take it personally.
          FT.

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          • #20
            I remember hearing about a bloke who was in
            an industrial accident and had a metal rod through his frontal lobe....

            Anyway, I remember telling you that during my stint in the GUM clinic, the average age of the men was around 30y, whereas the women were around 17y
            The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Tony Andrews

              Am I the only person to finds that "joke" a bit sick? Perhaps being a father of two changes your perspective on these things?
              Once you settle down and especially if you get kids your body realizes that there is no need to hunt for a partner anymore. Your testosterone production diminishes, you go soft and start thinking like a woman. Read it about in some science mag, so sorry about that... Tonya No but seriously, I've often had problems with humor like this... I was raised with the thought that there is no subject too dark to laugh at. Causes trouble sometimes when meeting people with different values.

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              • #22
                I will probably be bannished to the depths of hell for telling this joke, but I think it is hilarious...

                A girlfriend say to her boyfriend, "I'm calling the cops on you, I found out you are a Pedophile!". The boyfriend says, "Oooh! big words for a 10 year old!". LOL, I know, some of you may not find that funny, sorry if I offended anyone. But it's just a joke! Kind of like, It's just a video card!

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                • #23
                  Helevitia,

                  I heard it much raunchier. I'll make it all dim so people who would be offended can't see it.

                  {Begin Dirty Joke}
                  So there I was, tagging this fine young piece of ass. She loved it hard and rough, and I was giving it to her from behind with everything I had.

                  Then I said to myself, "What the hell - you only live once!" and I pulled out, lined up, and shoved it up her ass.

                  She turned around and said, "My! That's awfully presumptuous of you!"

                  And I said, "My! That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old!"

                  {End Dirty Joke}
                  The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

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                  If only life were as easy as you
                  I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                  If only life were as easy as you
                  I would still get screwed

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                  • #24
                    I've got a worse one...


                    There's a pedophile grand meeting and each comes with his 'date' to show off. Then this guy comes in with his date and everyone get silent from the shock. Someone comes to him and tells him - "man, that's exagerated, this girl is barely 3 eyars old !!!"
                    So the guy replies "Yeah, but she f**ks like an 8 year old !"

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                    • #25
                      I AM SAD because SOMEONE has deleted my TRUTH.

                      Noone should hurt the little children. ONLY LOVE CHILDREN!



                      YEAH!

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                      • #26
                        This thread has gone way to far to the sick side of things.

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