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Old but funny http://www.superbike.co.uk/video/int...ews_82091.htmlAccording to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...
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Man charged in dildo assault
A 37-year-old man remained in police custody Tuesday, charged with a violent assault against his former girlfriend. He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo.
The 28-year-old victim remained in the hospital after suffering a concussion, two broken fingers and several cuts. According to local newspaper Firda, she told police she feared for her life during the assault.
The defendant appeared in the Fjordane court in the scenic western town of Nordfjordeid on Monday. He told said he was sorry for his actions, and attempted to downplay the assault.
"It lasted 10 to 15 minutes, max," he told the court. "I didn't hit her with anything other than a dildo."
He also suggested the woman may have had bruises from before the assault. "She doesn't tolerate much because of anorexia," he said, adding that he was sorry "for what happened" and demanding he be released.
He was instead ordered held for another four weeks.
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Damn, I really have to test whether my keyboard still works or not (hey, don't even think of post whoring now )
P.S: nice video clip, GuruAsus H97 Pro Gamer| Intel i5 4690K| Noctua NH-U9B SE2 | Gigabyte GTX 1060 Windforce 3GB | Soundblaster ZxR | 8 GB Kingston HyperX Genesis DDR3 1600| LG 24 MP88HV-S
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Arrrggghhh!
Stupid kids jingle stuck in my head!
On the planet mars,
all the babies smoke cigars.
And the men wear bikinis
and the women drink martinis.
Every step you take
is enough to kill a snake.
When the snake is dead,
you put mustard on its head.
When the mustard dries,
you put diamonds in its eyes.
When the diamonds break,
it'll be 1948!
Freeze!
My cousin's kids forced me learn it yesterday! Arrrggghh test!Last edited by High_Jumbllama; 23 May 2006, 09:54.
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