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  • #31
    65 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (13%)
    Electrolysis (13%)
    Alien Abduction (13%)
    Drowning (9%)
    Alcoholism (9%)
    Heart Attack (8%)
    Homicide (8%)
    Contagious Disease (5%)
    According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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    • #32
      January 25, 2047
      at the age of 67 years old.


      On that date you will most likely die from:

      Cancer (42%)
      Public Execution In a Third World Country (12%)
      Alcoholism (8%)
      Heart Attack (6%)
      Homicide (5%)




      omg whatever.. just cos i said smoking. blahblahblahb
      www.lizziemorrison.com

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      • #33
        75 if I say I'm diabetic, 88 if I lie and say I'm not. Grandfathers died at 65 and 87, one grandma died at 95, other is 80 and alive, all great-grandmothers reached at least 99 so we'll see.
        [size=1]D3/\/7YCR4CK3R
        Ryzen: Asrock B450M Pro4, Ryzen 5 2600, 16GB G-Skill Ripjaws V Series DDR4 PC4-25600 RAM, 1TB Seagate SATA HD, 256GB myDigital PCIEx4 M.2 SSD, Samsung LI24T350FHNXZA 24" HDMI LED monitor, Klipsch Promedia 4.2 400, Win11
        Home: M1 Mac Mini 8GB 256GB
        Surgery: HP Stream 200-010 Mini Desktop,Intel Celeron 2957U Processor, 6 GB RAM, ADATA 128 GB SSD, Win 10 home ver 22H2
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        • #34
          Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


          July 27, 2066
          at the age of 79 years old.


          On that date you will most likely die from:

          Cancer (34%)
          Drowning (12%) (WTF?)
          Heart Attack (9%)
          Suicide (6%)
          Horrible Accident (6%)
          Contagious Disease (6%)
          Alien Abduction (5%)

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          • #35
            OMFG!!OMFG!!OMFG!!OMFG!!OMFG!!OMFG!!OMFG!!OMFG!!OM FG!!OMFG!!OMFG!!OMFG!!OMFG!!OMFG!!OMFG!!OMFG!!OMFG !!OMFG!!

            Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


            June 28, 2005
            at the age of 35 years old.

            Cancer (47%)
            Heart Attack (18%)


            No much time left to become supa-chicken @ MURC...
            Last edited by lAmerZ; 23 July 2003, 03:33.
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            • #36
              This must apply to me:
              "She put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
              At the rate I am going I will live forever!"*

              chuck

              *Taken from a sig on an Oracle support mailing list.
              Chuck
              秋音的爸爸

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              • #37
                Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


                May 7, 2053
                at the age of 77 years old.


                On that date you will most likely die from:

                Cancer (35%)
                Alcoholism (14%)
                Alien Abduction (12%)
                Heart Attack (11%)
                Contagious Disease (5%)

                The Aliens are coming to get me!
                "That's right fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey!"

                P4 2.66, 512 mb PC2700, ATI Radeon 9000, Seagate Barracude IV 80 gb, Acer Al 732 17" TFT

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