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... there were only women's wigs left...
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... he decided to settle for one close to his original color and set off in search of...Comment
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"The makeup store?" he thought to himself why he really wanted makeup. Tis very peculiar...Titanium is the new bling!
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...when a nice perfume would have as good an effect on others, but be far more subtle...DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.netComment
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... in attracting ...Comment
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Hulk...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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... on a second thought, he decided to go in search of scissors at ...Comment
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... The salon had a special price on perms today. Billy looked for his billfold...Comment
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but couldn't find it anywhere on his body! "Crap" he thought, "it must have fallen out when the Hulk came crashing through the mall." So Billy decided to...McRheaComment
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...hold up the beauty salon, grabbing a cut-throat razor from a work surface...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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he said "I want a free shave with this, and don't get any funny ideas"...FT.Comment
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..."Just the half-leg," they asked, "or all the way up and a Brazillian too?"DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.netComment
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"I'll have a Belgian wax"
"A What?"
"It's an ordinary wax, but it hurts so much I treat myself to a belgian bun afterwards".*
*apologies to Will & Grace for the blatant rip-off.
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