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Sorry, I should have said a Belgian bunny-girl. She's ...
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Brian (the devil incarnate)
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so ugly she costs...FT.Comment
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...a bag of chips with mayonnaise and some mussels...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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Suddenly........If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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...she chokes on a mussel, Billy applies Heimlicher and out pops a ...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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pink hairball--Insert something here--Comment
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... of llama wool...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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With a note attached that says ...."I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."Comment
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... "Carnivorous mussels just love llamas"...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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Billy, who by now is tired of the stupid llama entering his life, pulls out the 50calibur machinegun he keeps hidden in his pocket, and blows the llama away...--Insert something here--Comment
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... but it wasn't the llama, just the hairball, because the llama was eaten by the mussels...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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...But having seen the movie Gremlins 1 too many times, he had to be sure this particular hariball wasn't the spawn of a nasty, hideous creature.--Insert something here--Comment
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Out of curiosity, Billy throws water on the llama to see if it will reproduce..."I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."Comment
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however, he doesn't realize that llama wool shrinks when wet, andYeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!Comment
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...it disappears before his very eyes, to...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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