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  • #91
    ..his surprise it starts sucking in matter around him, like a small localized black hole...
    We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


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    • #92
      Quickly he throws the CEO of SCO in there and the black hole implodes and wanishes.

      "I knew that guy was full of it"......
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • #93
        ..said the pink lama behind him and...
        We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


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        • #94
          He turns in suprise. and exclaims "You look like ......"
          "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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          • #95
            "...you need to play a game of StarCraft, or GURPS! Which will it be?"
            --Insert something here--

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            • #96
              "Neither, I want to eat your brain" the llama screamed and..........
              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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              • #97
                ..Soaked in sweat Billy wakes up .. " wow what a terrible nightmare" he said out loud.. Reaching for the light switch, he notices that something is not right.. there next to him was....
                We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


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                • #98
                  ...a giant pink llama named Ugmoofagamagamorfamik, but for short they called him...
                  “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                  –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                  • #99
                    ...Leeloo...
                    But we named the *dog* Indiana...
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                    • ... while his real name was actually GURM ...
                      no matrox, no matroxusers.

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                      • it turned to him and in really creepy voice it said "I wanna eat your brain!!!"......
                        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                        • But Billy just said "I would rather eat some of Grandma's Baked Tuna Suprise"
                          --Insert something here--

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                          • But, I guess you will do, and Billy ATE all the llama. Then belched and said ......
                            "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                            • ..with all that llama, I think I need to call Jenny Craig.. I must have gained several hundred pounds eating this thing! ...
                              We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


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                              • Jenny told Billy to meet her on the Jerry Springer show. He loaded his huge belly onto a hand-cart and was rushed backstage when he arrived on the set. Jerry told Billy that they were going to talk about an ex-wife of his...
                                --Insert something here--

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