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Good advise everyone! I'll have them all down on their knees in no time.
Good advise everyone! I'll have them all down on their knees in no time.
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the universal coaxing agentOriginally posted by Fat Tone
Cash.
Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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Pissing themselfs laugthing????Originally posted by woel
Good advise everyone! I'll have them all down on their knees in no time.
Or trying to find it???Comment
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Maybe they be into water sportsOriginally posted by The PIT
Pissing themselfs laugthing????
Or trying to find it???
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss
"Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark TwainComment
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EwwwLady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry CoxComment
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Yes good thread. You guys are hilarious.
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LOL! This thread is making my day lol!
*jogs in notebook* lolComment
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oh ya, and how did it work out? LOLComment
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Lol this thread is great.
But your booze yet? Don't forget the mixers like soda or fruite juice to hide the alcohol taste... that way they won't know they're getting drunk!
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and remember put on nice clothes...Comment
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a. Alcohol
b. Be clean and shaved but look casual, as if you're always like that
c. put extra care cleaning the place up (you're always clean and shaved but you took extra care making it nice and cosy for them)
d. have soft porn ready
e. have a nice comedy with a sexual touch (like that silly movie about the guy who wouldn't have sex for 40 days because his gf left him)
f. be charming and make them feel at home
g. Have cushions and blankets available so everyone would feel at ease whether on the sofa, floor or otherwise. This way you're on the way for a sleep over.
Remember: the longer they stay, the higher your chances for sex are.
Aim for a sleepover. Even if you don't get sex right away, it gives you a better chance of another sleepover. With every sleepover your chances for sex rise.Last edited by TransformX; 7 August 2004, 14:51."For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."Comment
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Just protect yourself dude. The kind of girls who would fall for any of these ploys are not the kind of girls you want to be with without some insurance. There's a lot more going around out there than just the heavy hitters that the news focuses on.
That said, there's a drink that's become very popular in the college bar scene. It's called “Mike's Hard Lemonadeâ€. Its nickname is “Panty Removerâ€.P.S. You've been Spanked!Comment
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HeyO... Leave my Lemonade out of it!
(BTW the Lime and Cranberry work just as well
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss
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Re: Girls
there are two types of girls:Originally posted by woel
A close "friend" of mine (she is a girl) might come visit me tomorrow with some of her friends (they are girls too, 3 girls!). How do I get all of them to sleep with me, preferably at the same time?
those who like things all caring and romantic, and those with STDs.Matrox G4x0 32mb SG RAM DVIComment
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