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  • SwAmPy
    mini MURCer
    • Apr 2001
    • 59
    #76
    Ant, Dave, and Guru are in a spa bath. Suddenly a blob of semen floats to the surface. They all look at each other and one says to the other two: "Ok, which of you two morons farted?"

    What's the difference between a microwave and Guru?
    Microwaves don't turn Ant's meat brown.

    What's Ant's definition of Scotland?
    A place where men are men and sheep are nervous.

    SwAmPy
    SwAmPy

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      • mainframe
        mini MURCer
        • Oct 1999
        • 68
        #77
        SwAmPy,

        sour grapes..???
        you know, just because they didn't let you join in the spa bath with them doesn't really give you the right to disclose their male-bonding rituals
        EvEeRy OnE hAs ThE rIgHt To Be StUpId, BuT tHiS iS aBuSiNg ThE pRiViLeGe...

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          • Rags
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 4052
            #78
            Nahhh, Swampy likes big hairy men and other women

            Rags

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              • mainframe
                mini MURCer
                • Oct 1999
                • 68
                #79
                <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Nahhh, Swampy likes big hairy men and other women </font>
                are you saying that the other three in the spa bath are puny and hairless or are you just speaking from your past experience
                EvEeRy OnE hAs ThE rIgHt To Be StUpId, BuT tHiS iS aBuSiNg ThE pRiViLeGe...

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                  • SwAmPy
                    mini MURCer
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 59
                    #80
                    I like my men smooth. Not too crazy about getting furballs in my mouth.

                    Rags, you gonna donate your teeth to a horse when you pass away?

                    SwAmPy
                    SwAmPy

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                      • Greebe
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 8555
                        #81
                        ANd don't forget Swampy is into pierced nipples and bondage!
                        "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                        "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                          • Rags
                            Super MURCer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 4052
                            #82
                            Why, are your dentures needing replaced?

                            Rags

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                              • SwAmPy
                                mini MURCer
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 59
                                #83
                                Don't beleive in dentures. Gum jobs are more exciting. You remember the days with yo momma don't ya?

                                Bondage is my thang. Anytime you're in town Greebe, I'll give you a paddle spank like you've never had before, or are you too much of a wuss to try it.

                                SwAmPy
                                SwAmPy

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                                  • Greebe
                                    Super MURCer
                                    • Aug 1999
                                    • 8555
                                    #84
                                    Oh baby BABY! Your given me goose bumps talkin like that!
                                    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                                    "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                                      • Rags
                                        Super MURCer
                                        • Aug 1999
                                        • 4052
                                        #85
                                        Too bad swampy's only requirement is "If there's grass on the field" to play ball

                                        Rags

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                                          • Greebe
                                            Super MURCer
                                            • Aug 1999
                                            • 8555
                                            #86
                                            Mainframe lets keep it verbal only, OK
                                            "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss

                                            "Always do good. It will gratify some and astonish the rest." ~Mark Twain

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                                              • Rags
                                                Super MURCer
                                                • Aug 1999
                                                • 4052
                                                #87
                                                Although that does have an uncanny resemblance to Swampy, you do have to admit it.

                                                Rags

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                                                  • SwAmPy
                                                    mini MURCer
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 59
                                                    #88
                                                    Damn that's ugly. We all have mainframe to thank now for turning all of us off of sex with that pic.

                                                    SwAmPy
                                                    SwAmPy

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                                                      • mainframe
                                                        mini MURCer
                                                        • Oct 1999
                                                        • 68
                                                        #89
                                                        well my work here is done for now.. I never intended for it to stay up that long anyways.. but someone had to change the direction of the discussion .. it was getting too steamy for words..
                                                        EvEeRy OnE hAs ThE rIgHt To Be StUpId, BuT tHiS iS aBuSiNg ThE pRiViLeGe...

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                                                          • SwAmPy
                                                            mini MURCer
                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                            • 59
                                                            #90
                                                            Wuss. Yo momma saw you posted her pic and gave you spanking.

                                                            SwAmPy
                                                            SwAmPy

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