.."What a fine mess this Billy chap has got us all in to!"...
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..."I think we should execute the kid, but how?..."Brian (the devil incarnate)
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"maybe we should use a bungie cord, an old tire and a burlap sack," said the trusty sidekick.“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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..."Wouldn't it be better to eat him; why waste all that protein?"...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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..."But I thought Hamsters were vegetarian, Penfold?" said DM...DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.netComment
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Suddenly (queue dramatic music) a giant anvil fell from the sky crushing the unsuspecting hamster and...“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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The hamster crawled out from under the anvil flat as a pancake. The hamster looked around ...Comment
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.. and said "I'm feeling depressed!"...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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"Penfold..." started DM just before he also was flatened out by a large Compaq desktop thrown out of the window by a frustrated user......If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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...who had just spent 56 hours listening to the phone saying, every two minutes, that a support technician will answer shortly and you are 567,765 in the queue...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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and then discovered that he was in queue for HP desktops and not Compaq desktops, so his wait would now be 76 hours because he was 1,258,123 in queue for Compaq.“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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And when he finally get through, there is no one there, cause the tech left his phone on auto in, and left his desk, so you have to start the whole process over again...."I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."Comment
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Fortunately Danger Mouse uses a Dell so he was able to...“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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..get home to London on time. London. Home of commonwealth, commerce and culture. Home of the Elephant & Castle Association for the Restoration of Rounders with a Soft Ball, and the Wilsdon Green Underwater Skating Society. Home too, behind the innocent insignia of a pillar box in Mayfair, of Danger Mouse and Penfold – Fighters against evil and known only to the underworld as Danger Mouse and Penfold...DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.netComment
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... they took in a West End theatre that evening and saw...Brian (the devil incarnate)
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