Timmy...

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • GuchiGuh
    Comic Relief
    • Jun 2002
    • 1656

    #46
    ...but somehow it didn't because in Australia....

    Comment

    • gt40
      This space for rent
      • Sep 1999
      • 3973

      #47
      ..there are of course no virgins, only...
      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

      Comment

      • Brian Ellis
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 9623

        #48
        ... pink kangaroos and koalas...
        Brian (the devil incarnate)

        Comment

        • Schorsch

          #49
          ...which are famous for pissing on...

          Comment

          • KvHagedorn
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 10725

            #50
            .. the counter when they want a beer..

            Comment

            • PAugustin
              MURCer
              • Nov 2000
              • 700

              #51
              Which is clearly disgusting but...
              System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

              Comment

              • KvHagedorn
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 10725

                #52
                ..it does get the bartender's attention. However, it has also resulted in a decrease in the local population of.. but I digress.

                Comment

                • PAugustin
                  MURCer
                  • Nov 2000
                  • 700

                  #53
                  When Headless Timmy entered that pee smelling bar, he saw Haigs head...
                  System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

                  Comment

                  • Fat Tone
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 7579

                    #54
                    ...high up on the wall, next to a framed photo of Dan Woods holding...
                    FT.

                    Comment

                    • PAugustin
                      MURCer
                      • Nov 2000
                      • 700

                      #55
                      A Parhelia...
                      System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

                      Comment

                      • Jammrock
                        The Berserker
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 8661

                        #56
                        ... "it turns you off, but I will always ..."
                        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

                        Comment

                        • Ajax
                          Super MURCer
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 877

                          #57
                          "Stop making so much noise!" A large bald man demanded. "I'm trying to watch the...
                          --Insert something here--

                          Comment

                          • Technoid
                            Super MURCer
                            • Sep 1999
                            • 7645

                            #58
                            We will never know what he wanted to watch since a Imperial Stardestroyer just had crashlanded outside the bar and caused its rikety frame to collapse, wich saved timmy from trying to figure out how to drink a budwiser without a head, then a large Hand clad in a even bigger keather glove hoisted timmy up and a Darth Wader said...
                            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

                            Comment

                            • Fat Tone
                              Super MURCer
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 7579

                              #59
                              ..."And I...I-I will always love you, will always love you..."
                              FT.

                              Comment

                              • gt40
                                This space for rent
                                • Sep 1999
                                • 3973

                                #60
                                at which point Timmy realized it wasn't really Darth Vader, but Celine Dione in a rather elaborate holloween custome. He said to her...
                                Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

                                Comment

                                Working...