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  • KvHagedorn
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 10725

    #121
    ..known otherwise as BATS. He wanted to be the batman because that dude had such a 1337 car, but his mom made a mistake sewing up his bat-costume and instead he became..

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    • KvHagedorn
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 10725

      #122
      ..CATman! Oh No! Now he was followed everywhere by his allergic nightmare.. all cats adored him! He was about to take his own life when..

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      • PAugustin
        MURCer
        • Nov 2000
        • 700

        #123
        he started caughing. his throat was filled with a big hairball that formed after he licked...
        System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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        • az
          Moderator
          • Feb 2001
          • 9336

          #124
          ..a crotchety old man...

          AZ
          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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          • Technoid
            Super MURCer
            • Sep 1999
            • 7645

            #125
            Timothy screamed and sat up in his bed sweating profusedly.
            "murc...ughr"
            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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            • Fat Tone
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 7579

              #126
              ...And why do I keep sitting up in bed? Just exactly how many levels deep is this dream? And why am I laying next to an E.....
              FT.

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              • Technoid
                Super MURCer
                • Sep 1999
                • 7645

                #127
                spresso machine??

                Timothy mind starts to spinn and he finds himself sitting at the mad hatters teaparty.

                "more tea?" asks the mad hatter

                Timothey now notices that he is dressed like alice, and.....
                If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                • KvHagedorn
                  Super MURCer
                  • Aug 1999
                  • 10725

                  #128
                  ...looks into his pants to make sure there is still an enormous erect...

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                  • Technoid
                    Super MURCer
                    • Sep 1999
                    • 7645

                    #129
                    but he quickly finds out that he cant since he is swen into the suit and he recives an electric jolt while at the same time message is played in his ears
                    "It is forbidden for the actors at Disneyland to remove their suits"
                    and he is amazed that he is now in a whinie the Pooh suit!
                    Its extreemely hot in the suit and.....
                    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                    • Fat Tone
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 7579

                      #130
                      Just then Gurm posted something witty and ascerbic.

                      Oh, no, wait, no, sorry. Erm...
                      FT.

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                      • az
                        Moderator
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 9336

                        #131
                        All of a sudden and against all continuity, the fat friar was overrun by an unknown, cursing and arguing person in a volvo, with "schmuslims die" and "eurotwits, feel my superior intelligence UP YOUR ARSE!" decals. Fur rained from the sky and people drank green tea, their faces illuminated by electonic glow from computer screens. Poetry crouched in a corner, frightened of the heavy-handed prose, while violet aliens discussed the differences between lilac and fuchsia, gesturing wildly (A bizarre sight, considering their unusual number of limbs, and shape thereof.).

                        Hundreds of thousands of Zokes Pro Suspension Forks swarmed up, darkening the sky. Horrified, a disturbed young man watched BMWs and Benzes light up and burn in their wake, twisted metal corpses, flames licking along steel frames, feeding from their high-octane lifeblood.

                        In front of a computer screen, someone decides it's too late...

                        AZ
                        There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                        • GuchiGuh
                          Comic Relief
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 1656

                          #132
                          ....to download....

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                          • Technoid
                            Super MURCer
                            • Sep 1999
                            • 7645

                            #133
                            3dfarc4099 extra NV suported benchmark.

                            Timmy, thought he was dead, then he found himself walking out of a shower and got a strange sense of deja vu.....
                            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                            • Jammrock
                              The Berserker
                              • Aug 1999
                              • 8661

                              #134
                              ... as he thought to himself, "there's a difference between lilac and fushia?" As his head spun trying to contemplate two colors outside of the 12 basic colors the average male mind can comprehend, the pink llama entered the room and ...
                              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                              • Fat Tone
                                Super MURCer
                                • Aug 1999
                                • 7579

                                #135
                                sneezed.
                                FT.

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