What we need, is an ongoing story...

[orangejulius]

... You wake up feeling a little dazed.

It is another cold morning in the basement. The harsh sunlight of the early morning makes you squint as you lie there pantless.

Suddenly, an enormous...

[SteveC]

Reindeer pops his head round the door and asks "you algiht, chuck?" To which you reply...

[Jorden]

... hahahaha, this thread is falling dead already . What can we outsiders do to that? Just this....

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[KvHagedorn]

.. when did i become the main character in this acid trip?..

[Dilitante1]

..is what is heard by the hero as he rises to his feet unaware that behind him is....

[Jorden]

...the Monster Thread nearing 1000 !!!

[KvHagedorn]

He turns, and sees a single incredibly long thread being unspooled and completely gnarled up by the two brownies from the movie Willow. The first brownie says "space you go bed yet?" The second says "No. I ting I too tangled up in dis thread. It too long!" Just then, the ghostly holographic form of a flaming-eyed Jorden appears amid the tangled thread and says..

[Jorden]

...Why don't you guys get ICQ and do what Holly told you to do? And where is the rest of you guys?? Didn't you see that it is <font size=3>fixed??</font> And done so without my deeply loved Holly's help? Okay, I'm waiting for you to....

[motub]

...shut up and <font size="3">kiss me</font>, you fool... how can I resist you, immaterial, tangled in thread, with eyes of flame... oh, no, I cannot resist, but alas....

[Jorden]

..."kissing <font size=3>YOU</font> is the least I can do, Holly", Jorden answers, "are you sure you don't want something else as well?? ". (And have you read your mail by any chance or do you see chance to get onto ICQ, like NOW!!???. Returning this thread to the orginal owners, Jord spins off and...

[KvHagedorn]

.. resumes his place among the heavens as God to all Brownies. Meanwhile, our hero, dazed and confused by seeing all this, gets up and runs to the local tavern, where he orders a..

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[JamesA]

... a tall glass of MILK™ (a sickening mix of protein, <code>H₂O</code>, and estrogen). Our hero/heroine took a sip, and was instantly transformed into a...

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[Jorden]

...sexbomb, who was looking for...

[Jorden]

...on which her boss said: "Tricoloure Italiano, esta qui?", turned around and left the building to...

[KvHagedorn]

.. take a whiz on the wall outside. Suddenly, to his surprise, an obnoxious little dog looks up and says to him: Yo Quiero Taco Bell? Thoroughly annoyed at having been disturbed while relieving himself, he..