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A bizarre green tentacle taps her on the shoulder. Her mouth full, she decides to...
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....swallow it before she turns around. As she does so, she sees...Jordâ„¢Comment
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....that her stomach is the size of a VW Beetle and bloated beyond belief. Shocked, she grabs the tentacle and bites it hard. tasting something completely foul,she.........Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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....spits a lougey on the wall. Rising from the heap of pudding on the floor the tentacle dissapears into the wall and our hero returns to normal? The sexy neighbor appologizes for her behavior and turns to walk back home when our hero says.......
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....who saw this needed a kick-start after the weekendBetter to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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... "Blimey! Isn't that Cindy Margolis? What's she doing --Comment
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-- running down the street naked? "why are you doing that?" our hero thinks as he rushes to --Comment
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...the toilet, where he finds that all the cubicles are taken. Panicking, he runs to the nearest phone box and...Comment
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...finds the reason why Cindy Margolis was running down the street naked, it's because...Jordâ„¢Comment
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...Jim's got a TOASTER and he's going to...
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...bring back old threads like there's no tomorrow...
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What we need here is a miracle, like someone opening up THE MONSTER THREAD
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...But Jim's toaster explodes while he tries to toast an nVidiot, and causes flashbacks to past threads. Everyone then asks "Where did this come from? I thought it was dead and buried years ago", but as Jim is about to answer, the lightly toasted nVidiot, decides to...
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gnaw off his ankle, seeing the old thread popup(do I hear MURC-ywaves?) after all this time. He turns,ashamedly and asks the crowd forming around him:
[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 19 September 2000).]Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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"Please forgive me for I have sined. I know now that the almighty 'M' is lord of all things graphics." Stuned by this outcry for forgivness the crowd....Libertarian is still the way to go if we truly want a real change.
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..brings forth a plain brown box to him, upon opening it, he finds a 128mb G800 with his name on it .
He turns to the crowd and yells: ...System 1:
AMD 1.4 AYJHA-Y factory unlocked @ 1656 with Thermalright SK6 and 7k Delta fan
Epox 8K7A
2x256mb Micron pc-2100 DDR
an AGP port all warmed up and ready to be stuffed full of Parhelia II+
SBLIVE 5.1
Maxtor 40g 7,200 @ ATA-100
IBM 40GB 7,200 @ ATA-100
Pinnacle DV Plus firewire
3Com Hardware Modem
Teac 20/10/40 burner
Antec 350w power supply in a Colorcase 303usb Stainless
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