Well, there are two surefire ways to go to sleep. (I'm being serious now, I've dealt with insomnia for a couple months now!)
1. The unnatural way (but you WILL sleep):
- Go to CVS
- Buy sleeping pills
- Take sleeping pills
- Sleep
Drawbacks to this plan include the fact that these pills will make you feel nasty and sluggish all day after you wake up... especially if you have to take more than one.
2. The "natural" way.
- Go to CVS (again, woo!).
- Buy "Alluna: Sleep". This is an all-natural herbal concoction, it should be near the sleeping pills. A two-week supply is $10, yeah kinda pricey.
- Buy some herbal chamomile tea. Get Republic Chamomile Lemon if you can (although you have to double-bag that to get the full benefit).
- Go home, wait for bedtime (a REASONABLE bedtime).
- An hour before bedtime, take a dose (two tabs) of Alluna.
- A half-hour before bedtime, put on the hot water.
- 20 minutes before bedtime, brew the tea.
- 15 minutes before bedtime, begin drinking the tea.
- Go to bed.
- Sleep (you hope).
I know this sounds goofy, but I spent a couple weeks utterly sleepless, and have had lousy sleep since. Alluna has valerian root and hops, and rather than "making" you sleep (a la sleeping pills) it "lets" you sleep. It just relaxes you. 99% of the time, insomnia springs from tension of one kind or another.
Of course if your doctor has, due to your insomnia, prescribed Lorazepam/Ativan, well... there's always that.
- Gurm
1. The unnatural way (but you WILL sleep):
- Go to CVS
- Buy sleeping pills
- Take sleeping pills
- Sleep
Drawbacks to this plan include the fact that these pills will make you feel nasty and sluggish all day after you wake up... especially if you have to take more than one.
2. The "natural" way.
- Go to CVS (again, woo!).
- Buy "Alluna: Sleep". This is an all-natural herbal concoction, it should be near the sleeping pills. A two-week supply is $10, yeah kinda pricey.
- Buy some herbal chamomile tea. Get Republic Chamomile Lemon if you can (although you have to double-bag that to get the full benefit).
- Go home, wait for bedtime (a REASONABLE bedtime).
- An hour before bedtime, take a dose (two tabs) of Alluna.
- A half-hour before bedtime, put on the hot water.
- 20 minutes before bedtime, brew the tea.
- 15 minutes before bedtime, begin drinking the tea.
- Go to bed.
- Sleep (you hope).
I know this sounds goofy, but I spent a couple weeks utterly sleepless, and have had lousy sleep since. Alluna has valerian root and hops, and rather than "making" you sleep (a la sleeping pills) it "lets" you sleep. It just relaxes you. 99% of the time, insomnia springs from tension of one kind or another.
Of course if your doctor has, due to your insomnia, prescribed Lorazepam/Ativan, well... there's always that.

- Gurm
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