Insomnia

[Technoid]

I once fell asleep during a ride on the "Horrortrain" at an amusement park!

First they thought that I was dead, but stiff's generally don't snore

One of my friends commented that:
"Told you so, it aint scary just booring"

[ZokesPro]

It's called the "Horrortrian" cause it's horribly boring!

[Technoid]

I can't tell, I was asleep

[The PIT]

Originally posted by Technoid
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Myby I should mail him to you

Only if it's a girlie Ghostie

[Evildead666]

I once fell asleep (i don't beleive this...) on a stool, during a physics laboratory lesson.
This stool had no back to it, so i was hunched up.
The teacher hadf like a hypnotic voice. During the two years i had him as physics teacher i fell asleep in just about every one of his classes.

Anyway, i kept hearing my name, again, and again, stronger now....i lift up, open my eyes, and the teacher, (about 50cm in front of me, all of us in tight circle) saying my name, again, and again.
Embarrassment doesn't even come into it here.

[Byock]

Ahhhh, Verbal Ether...I had a teacher like that...


Once they start talking...ZZzzZZzz

[Evildead666]

Quite.
He once said that if i had insomnia, i should give him a call....

[knirfie]

i fall asleep in church , my parents always bitch about it

[DGhost]

My math teacher in highschool evidentally used to call on me whenever i was asleep in class. I usually didn't remember it, and my friends use to swear i would answer the question correctly.

Once though, he tried to call on me but got me confused with my brother (a good 6 years older than me, and he took the corse about the same number of years earlier, so it was quite a mistake)... well, when he called on me i woke up because he was calling my brothers name, i realized he meant me, corrected him, answered the question and fell asleep again...

that was the most boring class i have ever been in.

[Evildead666]

Oh shit, church...

My parents used to force my bro and i to go to church .
I used to fall asleep all the time, and its so cold, my nose kept on running.
(This is the church in Versailles, English i think)

I would wake up, with a large pool of snot on the floor infront of me.
I would clean it up of course....

Why is it always so damned cold?
To be opposite to hell, hot?

Edit: my bro used to wear the Iron Maiden 'Aces High' Back patch, and it really pissed off the people behind

[redgreenbluex3]

i had in somnia once
4 days with about 2 hours sleep dam it was bad
i past out then sleeped for about 12 straight
then was fine

see even the most horrific stories have happy enddings

[Marshmallowman]

Tryptophan at night is good, its the stuff(amino acid) in milk that make you sleepy.
Also make sure you drink plenty of water throughout the day...I find it very hard to sleep if I am bit dehydrated.

And tyrosine(another aminoi acid) in the morning, to wake you up properly...becuase if you doze all day its hard to sleep at night.

good luck, and pleasant dreams.

[Agent31]

I always find a good shag relaxes the mind and sends you right off to sleep...

[Lizzard[MPE]]

lol i bet you do

[MJA]

Originally posted by Agent31
I always find a good shag relaxes the mind and sends you right off to sleep...

Is that before or after the compulsory post-coital pizza?